It gets weird with people wanting to touch my hair and beard boundaries, you know? — Wayne Static Copy Share Image
If the beard gives a modifier to seduction, I'm guessing it's not a positive one. — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
There is great truth in Alphonse Karr's remark that modern men are ugly because they do not wear their beards. — George Augustus Henry Sala Copy Share Image
Having a giant beard really distracts people from noticing you're barely keeping it together emotionally. — Jason Mantzoukas Copy Share Image
Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
If you want to know if someone has money, observe his beard and his boots. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
“If it's got a beard or a battery, you're going to have trouble with it.” — Connie Brockway Copy Share Image
My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
Some men look great unshaven; others just look like they forgot to shave. Beards and mustaches can be really distinctive if you… — Donatella Versace Copy Share Image
The whole question of God and what God is, and whether it's a blond guy with a beard, I don't know... I… — Anthony LaPaglia Copy Share Image
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
As a man you just think, oh no, can I grow a beard, can I do this, and a mutton chop is… — Jonathan Bailey Copy Share Image
Generally, women can't do this, but men retain the ancient ability to leave a family and a past. They just unhook themselves,… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
Someone got killed up here… It was outside. A tall man. He had one leg longer’n the other. And a beard. He… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I remember when I first got married, there was a certain amount of internet traffic on the subject of, "Who is this… — Ira Glass Copy Share Image
What if thou be saint or sinner, Crooked gray-beard, straight beginner,-- Empty paunch, or jolly dinner, When Death thee shall call. All… — Richard Watson Gilder Copy Share Image
It isn't always the middle-aged who refuse to listen, who will not even try to understand another point of view. One boy… — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
You always notice a facelift on a woman. It's a tightness around the ears, and the scar is usually inside the ears.… — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
Lastly came Winter cloathed all in frize, Chattering his teeth for cold that did him chill; Whilst on his hoary beard his… — Edmund Spenser Copy Share Image
I mind how once we lay such a transparent summer morning, How you settled your head athwart my hips and gently turn'd… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
At the Harvard Business School, I really felt I had gained the ability to resolve difficult issues. But I also felt that… — Thomas G. Stemberg Copy Share Image
I went through a very hairy period. I had a movie where I was going to play Walt Whitman that fell through.… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
A word to the wise to all the children of the twentieth century, whether their concern be pediatrics or geriatrics, whether they… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
A good leg will fall, a straight back will stoop, a black beard will turn white, a curled pate will grow bald,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
