Beard Quotes · Page 3

I do love a good dark guy. Maybe a beard - some sister scruff?

— James Charles

I think the uglier the playoff beard, the better though, right?

— Daryl Morey

Every director I've ever admired has a beard.

— Peter Horton

I dont like myself without a beard.

— Jamie Dornan

Maintaining a beard is serious business.

— Mohit Raina

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

— Craig Ferguson

I like Fidel Castro and his beard.

— Bob Dylan

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!

— Craig Ferguson

“His beard might once have reached to his waist, but his waist had grown off and left his beard high and dry.”

— Cathy Pickens

I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good.

— Bill Walton

If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow…

— Calvin Trillin

Sure I believe in God and the Devil, but they don't have to have pitchforks and a long white beard.

— Keanu Reeves

I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.

— Niall Horan

The world is like an eye, a beard, a spot of beauty and eyebrow, Where each thing is neatly in place.

— Hafez

Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial.

— Charles Spurgeon

The American Race is marked by a brown complexion; long, black, lank hair; and deficient beard.

— Samuel George Morton

I was born with a beard. We're quite hairy down in Latin America. We don't have to use sponges when we wash…

— Devendra Banhart

I know people aren't sure about men who look like I do. People don't see the beard as a bit of hair.…

— Moeen Ali

The public doesn't really know me. Only people in my inner circle know me well. Others identify me by the beard, always…

— Vazgen Sargsyan

On my Instagram, lots of people tag me in photos of just dudes with beards and they're like, "Oh my god, I…

— Nick Murphy

“My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech like Lincoln. So I grew a beard and…

— Jarod Kintz

If Richard Branson had worn a pair of steel-rimmed glasses, a double-breasted suit and shaved off his beard, I would have taken…

— Baron King of Wartnaby John King

I can't be one of those hipster guys with a beard when I have a hair campaign. I strive to look a…

— C. J. Wilson

“If love were a pirate, then maybe I would wear an unopened condom over my eye, like an eye patch, and shave…

— Jarod Kintz

I feel I owe you another explanation Harry," said Dumbledore hesitantly. "You may, perhaps, wondered why I never chose you as a…

— Anonymous

“For when is the child the ideal child in our eyes and to our hearts? Is it not when with gentle hand…

— George MacDonald

Even if you were green and had a beard and a male appendage between your legs. Even if your eyebrows were orange…

— David Levithan

Ron Moore. He was the guy that on our show and Deep Space Nine wrote the best Klingon episodes. He wrote great…

— Michael Dorn

Well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who…

— Megan Fox

For a while he'd tried molding himself into the tragic Romantic hero, brooding and staring clench-jawed off into space as he composed…

— Christopher Moore

The secret to my 5 o'clock shadow is a little device called the George Michael 3000 Custom Beard Trimmer and Personal Massager.…

— Reid Scott

Who was the Thief that she would love him? A youth, just a boy with hardly a beard and no sense at…

— Megan Whalen Turner

I joke that the beard does 40 percent of the job.

— Chris Sullivan

Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain values.

— Terry Southern

“I thought you said he was your twin?” “Under that hair and beard, he is.”

— Sarah McCarty

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

— Alvah Bessie

“This Santa's beard was real, and so was his hair. He wasn't fucking around.”

— David Levithan

I never had long hair before I got busted. I never had a beard before I got busted.

— Charles Manson

I thought comedians had to have black on their faces or red beards.

— Dorothy Gish

Since I played a warrior in 'Magadheera,' my character sported shoulder-length hair and a thick beard.

— Ram Charan