Beard Quote by Daryl Morey

“Shave that Moses beard and you might have better luck. Women don’t want to kiss carpet, you know.”

— Kody Keplinger

“It seems that the uglier the stock, the better the return, even when the valuations are comparable.”

— Tobias E. Carlisle

Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes.

— Justin Halpern

That moment when you finally take a decent picture and then asyou continue to stare it gets uglier

— Anonymous

The uglier the snapshot the stronger the friendship

— Anonymous

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

— Frank Zappa

“The dwarf has risen from the dead, Tyrion thought. And look, he's uglier than ever, run tell your friends.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Every time I see you, I have to admit that rest of us are more uglier than I thought.”

— Amit Kalantri

“if making things seem prettier than they are is a lie, then making them seem uglier must be another.”

— Richard Russo

If a profile picture has two ppl in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.

— Anonymous

“Everything's uglier close up -Margo Roth Spiegelman”

— John Green

“Expensive shit was usually uglier than fuck”

— Skyla Dawn Cameron