Aunt Quote by Alvah Bessie Download Open image “Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.” — Alvah Bessie ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Aunt Beard Uncles
For anybody that grow a beard or have hair on their face, I welcome you to the beard game. We're all family. I encourage… — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
“ "My uncle is the head of the family. I owe him my duty. I would marry a bald, cross-eyed idiot if that is… — Ellen Oh Copy Share Image
“The uncle and cousin seem nice, but the aunt is a bit of a shock. Whith her hair dyed bright red, she looks like… — Brian Malloy Copy Share Image
I'm aware of this bearded lady being something that is not really common. — Conchita Wurst Copy Share Image
So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I… — Alvah Bessie Copy Share Image
That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right. — Alvah Bessie Copy Share Image
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches. — Alvah Bessie Copy Share Image
“From now on, if I ever get to burn another newspaper, I'll remember what a few cents can buy.” — Alvah Bessie Copy Share Image
Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was painfully shy, so my aunt suggested to my mum that me and my brother go to Stage 84, a performing arts school… — Christian Cooke Copy Share Image
I'll just do a round around of the house and make sure the rest of the family are fast asleep. We don't want that… — Kerstin Gier Copy Share Image
In the summer of 1964, my sister and I went to South Ballston, Virginia, to stay with my aunt and her kids. They passed… — Edward P. Jones Copy Share Image
I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car. Ialso got… — Lee Friedlander Copy Share Image
Both the five-year-olds looked at me with bewilderment and a bit of fearful uncertainty. I had a sudden horrifying image of the woman I… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
My aunt got me interested in journalism - she found an old typewriter, had it worked over, put it on the dining room table,… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
This kind of thing always amazed Ginny--people who just walked away from institutions. People who left school when they didn't see the point. Aunt… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
my sweet old etcetera aunt lucy during the recent war could and what is more did tell you just what everybody was fighting for,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My aunt put my cousins into a children's modelling agency, then my mum did it with us. Me and my sister got a few… — Sullivan Stapleton Copy Share Image
Classical music has become rarefied, like a maiden aunt that nobody wants to talk to. — Charles Hazlewood Copy Share Image
