Quote by Forgetting Sarah Marshall Download Open image “You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard. -Darald” — Forgetting Sarah Marshall ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“God looks at you as if you were a little Christ: Christ stands beside you to turn you into one.” — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Do not have Jesus Christ on your lips, and the world in your heart. — Ignatius of Antioch Copy Share Image
“By accepting out Lord Jesus Christ as my personal shaver, I stooped myself from bumming in jell.” — BelieverInChrist Copy Share Image
“But since Christ is not easy (You must hunt him first among The white shadows of black birds With a mask upon your shoulder… — Jose Garcia Villa Copy Share Image
At least we both know how shitty the world is. You wearing a beard as a mask to disguise it. I wearing my tired… — Jack Spicer Copy Share Image
“Since when are you so 'faithful'? just a couple of years ago you would show up in your tight jeans and borrow our car… — Dalia Sofer Copy Share Image
“In 30 years Christians will have baptized their picture of Christ. He won't be a nice, banal, meek, and bearded man with softly permed… — Jonalyn Fincher Copy Share Image
“My beard has started growing a beard of its own, and I’m stuck having to take it for a walk.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Christ with me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ in me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me, Christ on my right, Christ on… — Saint Patrick Copy Share Image
“His beard might once have reached to his waist, but his waist had grown off and left his beard high and dry.” — Cathy Pickens Copy Share Image
“I enjoy scratching itches on my body with my beard stubble. The worst though is when my lower back itches.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it? Aldous Snow: I was… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody.… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Sarah Marshall: I hate your music. Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Darald: What's the state fish of Hawaii? Dwayne the Bartender: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bitch — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system! -Darald — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on! Peter Bretter: Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
