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“How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody. -Aldous Snow”

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Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it? Aldous Snow: I was…

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Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack.

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I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor

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Are those sad tissues or happy tissues? -Kemo

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Sarah Marshall: I hate your music. Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day.

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Darald: What's the state fish of Hawaii? Dwayne the Bartender: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bitch

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Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system! -Darald

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Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on! Peter Bretter: Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break…

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Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

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You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard. -Darald

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Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could…

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He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's…

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