Beard Quotes · Page 8

“The beauty of Rav Yohanan is not mentioned because Rav Yohanan did not have splendor of face (a beard).”

— Maggie Anton

The beard is a statement to say that you can achieve anything, no matter who you are or how you look.

— Conchita Wurst

Don't dip your beard in the foam, Father!" They cried to Thorin. "It is long enough without watering it!

— J. R. R. Tolkien

Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woolen.

— William Shakespeare

You know what I like about a beard? You can always look contemplative.

— Joshua Jackson

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

— Dylan Moran

“You’ll pick it up as you go, same as anyone else.” He paused and scrubbed his pam over his beard.”

— Alexa Davis

It's a terrible thing being a patriarch. I don't even have a gray beard. But people keep calling me up for advice.

— Pete Seeger

O! Where are you going With beards all a-wagging? No knowing, no knowing What brings Mister Baggins, And Balin and Dwalin down…

— Anonymous

When I have the beard on I have people behind me in traffic honking their horn. I'm thinking "how in the world?"…

— Chuck Norris

If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot…

— Eoin Colfer

But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization…

— Bill Walton

It is easy to sympathize at a distance,' said an old gentleman with a beard. 'I value more the kind word that…

— Anonymous

I myself had to grow a longer beard and Afghan clothes. I was in danger of being kidnapped by smugglers, though I…

— Mohsen Makhmalbaf

I've just always rocked the goatee. Maybe a beard for a minute or some thick sideburns, but I've only been clean-shaven for,…

— Jason Winston George

Notwithstanding my experiments with electricity the thunderbolt continues to fall under our noses and beards; and as for the tyrant, there are…

— Benjamin Franklin

That ideology was never going to work, was it? It was just cobbled together from different beliefs: The anti-intellectualism of the Khmer…

— Bill Bailey

I don't like any one race or look or type of guy. My tastes as far as looks go are very diverse.…

— Sasha Grey

There are 316 million people in the United States of America. About six million of them watch 'Homeland,' Showtime's thriller about world…

— Stephen Rodrick

I did some reading to prep for Expelled. I read one book cover to cover, From Darwin to Hitler , and that…

— Ben Stein

With The Host, I think the actors could be really big names. That would be cool. Id love to see Robert Redford…

— Stephenie Meyer

“Dude, you aren’t really going to do that beard thing, are you? I thought you were joking. You know that stopped being…

— Maggie Stiefvater

Melancholy had crept inside me. Small children made me cry, I got depressed eating meat, old book bindings awakened tenderness in me.…

— Mati Unt

I've had a beard a fair few times and, like most guys, when I shave the beard off I experiment with a…

— James Magnussen

Yes, I am old enough to grow a beard actually. So ner-ner-ner-ner

— Daniel Johns

If you have any shame, forbear to pluck the beard of a dead lion.

— Martial

They say you look ten pounds heavier on TV, but it makes your beard look longer.

— Dusty Hill

I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium; philosophum nondum video

— Aulus Gellius

“You're just jealous of my beard." "No. No, really not. It makes you look like you've got a ferret trying to shag…

— FayJay

Everybody knows it. Wizards are supposed to have beards. It's common knowledge.

— Terry Goodkind

“My beard has started growing a beard of its own, and I’m stuck having to take it for a walk.”

— Jarod Kintz

over his own dark Cealdish beard. “Nothing like your marvelous facebear,

— Patrick Rothfuss

I think my beard (in 'Drag Me To Hell') is getting a better IMDb rating than I am.

— Dileep Rao

Jason Sudeikis said an SNL go-to for naming people was: regular first name, noun last name. My noun was Beard.

— Brendan Hunt

He's got himself, and he's got a beard. That's all Chris Jericho needs.

— Todd Grisham

Legends grow beards, and twenty-three years is plenty of time to grow a long one.

— Stephen King

Beard's secret is always to be slightly on the edge but to pull back from disaster at the last minute.

— Mary Beard

When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd…

— Rosario Dawson

“Basically, if you can pull off a beard, you can pull off my underwear.”

— Lani Lynn Vale

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

— Steven Wright