I was exercised about the poor fish, as I am about all my…

“Gussie and I, as I say, had rather lost touch, but all the same I was exercised about the poor fish, as I am…

— P.G. Wodehouse

Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.

— Daphne Guinness

Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.

— Bill Gates

“The common approach is, metaphorically speaking, to go out onto the sidewalk and to pick up all the banana skins, so that no one…

— Johann Christoph Arnold

Technology has the shelf life of a banana.

— Scott McNealy

Poor fish of Rodondo! in your victimized confidence, you are of the number of those who inconsiderately trust, while they do not understand, human…

— Herman Melville

“When at last he finally hooked one, despite Elizabeth’s best efforts to prevent it, she scrambled to her feet and backed up a step.…

— Judith McNaught

I was asked why I did not give a rod with which to fish, in the hands of the poor, rather than give the…

— Mother Teresa

“The ocean," I said, "look at it out there, battering, crawling up and down. And underneath all that, the fish, the poor fish fighting…

— Charles Bukowski

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”

— Markus Herz

“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.…

— S.K. Munt

In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants.

— Rhoda Janzen

Joking about violence is not funny.

— Perez Hilton

When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions…

— Kelli O'Hara

'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy.

— Shane Dawson