I bet at least 10 idiots will tweet about how much they…

“I can’t be around you right now. It hurts too much, because I am so completely and desperately in love you, Tweet.”

— Alison G. Bailey

The best shows to tweet about are the ones that are hilarious, but they might not necessarily be trying to be hilarious. Those are…

— Retta

My mother, she killed me, My father, he ate me, My sister Marlene, Gathered all my bones, Tied them in a silken scarf, Laid…

— Anonymous

It was clear to me that the White House's solemn atmosphere would not civilize Trump. But the merciless nepotism with which he conducts politics,…

— Martin Schulz

I Instagram and tweet a lot about my dog. I think he is one of the most interesting things about my life right now.…

— Alexandra Daddario

I can't be tweeting like my friends tweet. Because they're normal.

— Nick Bosa

The only reason I'd ask what happen today, is to steal some ideas to tweet.

— Nikhil Saluja

“If you send someone a snarky Tweet, does that make you an Angry Bird?”

— Avram Ohm

If I say something about David [Bowie], I get 1000 tweets, if I say something about my business just a few! The more personal,…

— Iman Abdulmajid

The audience has spoken, they want stories. They're dying for them. They're rooting for us to give them the right thing and they will…

— Kevin Spacey

The biggest journalistic game-changer of our time has been the rise of social media and the overgrowth of faux news sources - league- and…

— Robert Lipsyte

Bitch, I tweet like everyone hates me.

— Green Monk

People can hide behind a computer, they can hide behind a cell phone, they can tweet. They can say whatever they want. I'm not…

— Andy Dalton

I programmed computers every day. And one of my favourite apps we built was this thing called Awesome Updater, that all it did is…

— Harper Reed

People are so quick to jump down my throat and tweet mean things to me… Chill out!! Its twitter… Don't be so serious.

— Khloe Kardashian