HUSBAND, A man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of…

HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life;

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A man who has to grow old alone;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction;

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, The only game that is never called on account of darkness;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, A word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle aged, and the mutual dependence of the…

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE SONG, a caress set to music

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest.

— Nikhil Saluja

LUXURIES, Items which, by grand design, always cost more -- for example: a divorce decree costs more than a marriage license

— Nikhil Saluja

I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are actually free.

— Nikhil Saluja

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them.

— Nikhil Saluja

KISSING, An action that only marriage can transform from a pleasure to a duty

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage;

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, PERFECT, is, in a man's second marriage, her first mate

— Nikhil Saluja

Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers

— Nikhil Saluja