Sleep with one eye open and one hand on the jewels.

'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy.

— Shane Dawson

When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions…

— Kelli O'Hara

Joking about violence is not funny.

— Perez Hilton

In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants.

— Rhoda Janzen

“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.…

— S.K. Munt

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”

— Markus Herz

“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which…

— Kate Quinn

In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but…

— Luke Evans

“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,…

— Nora Ephron

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

— Kristen Schaal

“I only have two words to say More or Less”

— TimBur

“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor”

— Deborah Ford

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

— Lil Rel Howery

I love being my silly ole self! Lifes a lot better when you have a good sense of humor and you smile.

— Anonymous

“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.”

— Carla H Krueger