Life lesson 1, never tell a woman she's fat.

My daddy - whenever he wanted to teach us a lesson, he'd tell us a story. It's an Old South tradition.

— Leslie Jordan

Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.

— Anonymous

“Milly is not, in fact, ugly, but she might as well be. She has a pretty face, which is the same thing as ugly…

— Roxane Gay

Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.

— Jules Renard

“Remember! When you tell a woman that she cooks something very good; you will be fucked by eating it three times a day.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

When people tell me a woman can never be Prisedent I say We'll never know unless we try''

— My Favorite Qoutes

If you want to get something said in the politics tell a man. If you want to get something done in the politics tell…

— Margaret Thatcher

The hardest thing I think I've ever had to do to tell you, the woman I love, that I'm having a baby by a…

— Usher

“Your mission is your priority. Unless you know your mission and have aligned your life to it, your core will feel empty. Your presence…

— David Deida

“I learned a long time ago, sometimes it's easier to tell a woman what she wants to hear. She won't listen to a word…

— Shamara Ray

“It just goes to show that if you tell a woman her only skill is to be desirable, she will believe you.”

— Taylor Jenkins Reid

“Kissing Red must've killed off some of your brain cells," Ryder decided. "You can tell a woman what to do---if you play it right---and…

— Nora Roberts

A million men can tell a woman she is beautiful ,but the only time she will ''listen'' is when it's said by the man…

— Anonymous

“The beauty myth sets it up this way: A high rating as an art object is the most valuable tribute a woman can exact…

— Naomi Wolf

When you go to a country, you must learn how to say two things: how to ask for food, and to tell a woman…

— Louis L'Amour