She tried to steal the desert. She’s guilty. Look no…

Facebook hoe...E-mail bullys, I can see your camel toe.

— Ludacris

I think some girls should be restricted from wearing yoga pants! I just saw a camel toe that looked like a queen size mattress…

— Nishan Panwar

“It’s a one of a kind, camel-toe couch. For when yoga pants aren’t enough.”

— H.M. Ward

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

— Kristen Schaal

I think I tried to steal a Mars bar once from a shop but then I went and put it back.

— Daniel Radcliffe

I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory." Were you one of those despicable spies who…

— Johnny Depp

I got caught stealing when I was a kid from the local bodega right across the street from where we lived. I tried to…

— Marlon Wayans

There's so many great coming-of-age movies to steal from, and I feel like I just tried to steal from them all equally.

— Jon Watts

“Being young was her thing, and she was the best at it. But every year, more and more girls came out of nowhere and…

— B.J. Novak

One time, a burglar came to my apartment, so we called the police. My son was here, so I think they left before they…

— Carine Roitfeld

“Being young was her thing, and she was the best at it. But every year, more and more girls came out of nowhere and…

— B.J. Novak

Stealing someone's signals was a part of the game and everybody attempted to do that. We had people that always tried to steal signals.

— Bill Cowher

Fella in business got to lie an' cheat, but he calls it somepin else. That's what's important. You go steal that tire an' you're…

— John Steinbeck

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

— Peter Kay

“And it might be sitting in non-traceable off-shore bank accounts. Because we might've stolen all his money while we were at it. Serves him…

— J.A. Huss