Rather than eat a bag of chips, I'd rather munch on karate…

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing.

— Shane Koyczan

“I bought you a box of karate chops, but it could be dangerous to open it with a knife. And cats are masters at…

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t need a steak knife to cut my meat. That’s why karate chops were created. I’m like a butter knife, only slightly less…

— Jarod Kintz

It wasn't all spent on practicing, I did do other things! but the classical guitar means a lot to me so I spend many…

— Jim Sullivan

“...; the chipped plates might have been disinterred from some kitchen midden near an inhabited lake; and the chops recalled times more ancient still.…

— Joseph Conrad

I think it's really, really good for me to be on stage once a year. It keeps your chops good. There's nothing else like…

— Roger Bart

First the pork chops, then morality

— Bertolt Brecht

When you're learning, especially to write, unless you're some incredibly gifted writer, a young Malcom Gladwell, say, you need to be imitating people. You…

— Ira Glass

I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers' chops.

— Robin Williams

Classical music is always a really great way for me to get my chops to where I want them to be.

— Lucia Micarelli

You can really get your chops in shape in the resident theatres, and I urge anyone to investigate them and to be willing to…

— Jefferson Mays

To put it in musician's terms, my chops are good.

— Cy Coleman

I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb…

— Alan King

People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's…

— Jeff Ross

Given the current state of publishing, I think it helps to have a brand name on the cover of your book. Comedians are proven…

— Michael Showalter