My book is a light read. Seriously, it probably weighs…

One benefit of Summer was that each day we had more light to read by.

— Jeannette Walls

“Love is a book and a light to read it by.”

— Peter Hubbard

“The dollar isn’t worth its weight in gold, and the pound isn’t worth its weight in ounces.”

— Jarod Kintz

“But his letters . . . I took them with me, let the "ounces" cry aloud. I tried to leave, and could not. They…

— Nancy Moser

“A couple of ounces ruled your life.”

— Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Oh yea shes 6lbs(pounds) n 9 ounces:)

— Baby Weighs My Baby

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

— Jerry Coleman

To start with, there's the alien accent. "Tree" is the number between two and four. "Jeintz" is the name of the New York professional…

— Fletcher Knebel

“To avoid dehydration, the Institute of Medicine reported in 2004 that women should consume about 91 ounces of water—or three-quarters of a gallon—per day,…

— Michael Matthews

“Your total animal-product consumption (beef, poultry, fish, dairy products) should be limited to twelve ounces or less per week. Keep”

— Joel Fuhrman

I'll be high, I'll be somewhere where them ounces be. California kush, New York smoking sour D.

— Wiz Khalifa

Madison Renee... 8 pds. 7 ounces Born 11:27 amm, Friday 13th

— Anonymous

I can only have four to five ounces of food in my stomach. When you only have that much space in there, you don't…

— Corey Harrison

I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.

— Greg Gutfeld

“It’s easy to see what to do once it’s already been done. The difficult time is before it’s to be done, and while you’re…

— Jarod Kintz