I wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage…

I used to buy everything at garage sales. It was hard to give up! I’d be like, ‘But this crazy sweater is amazing, and…

— Leighton Meester

In Russia, as I sat there day after day wearing headphones, listening to the interpreter struggle to make our words relevant, I wondered if…

— Erma Bombeck

The Giants are usually described as rag tag, kind of a great garage sale team, and the Democrats are described as the Mommies to…

— Anne Lamott

It's as if women are in a totally rigged race. A lot of men are driving souped-up, low-slung racing cars and we're running as…

— Naomi Weisstein

Even as a 10-year-old, I remember trying to explain to my mother and stepfather how upset and frustrated a messy room made me. But…

— Nate Berkus

The American Dream has become a death sentence of drudgery, consumerism, and fatalism: a garage sale where the best of the human spirit is…

— Zoltan Istvan

I think there's a bargain in every garage sale - not as much as there used to be, but they're still there.

— Judith Miller

Have you really read all those books in your room?” Alaska laughing- “Oh God no. I’ve maybe read a third of ‘em. But I’m…

— John Green

Sometimes I worry I'm not going to be the best parent because if my baby gets a skin fungus I might sell him at…

— Sara Quin

I have an unusual hobby: I collect pictures of people I don't know. It started when I was a kid growing up in South…

— Ransom Riggs

My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd get in…

— Louie Anderson

I was nine when I bought my first guitar at a garage sale.

— Derek Trucks

Like now what Urban Outfitters has become is very much how I always dressed in high school by going to garage sales and getting…

— Amy Lee

I think when you get interested in antiques, the most frustrating thing is that books don't have enough photos. When you go to a…

— Judith Miller

Ashes to ashes. Garage sale to garage sale,” I said.

— John Green