I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a…

“In a hotel, the 14th floor is the 13th floor. And no matter how hard you try to hide it, it’s still unlucky.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Drop by and knock on my bedroom window. My room is on the 13th floor. 1-12 are numbers on a clock, and I won’t…

— Jarod Kintz

Look, top floor of the hotel suite. So connected that you know I got a motel cheap.

— Big Sean

People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on.

— Mitch Hedberg

If life is too short, get off the floor at the hotel bar. How can you go big if you're on the floor? I…

— Derek Waters

The woman hanging from the 13th floor window on the east side of Chicago is not alone...She is all the women of the apartment…

— Joy Harjo

Many hospitals have no room 13, while some tall buildings skip the 13th floor and some airline terminals omit Gate 13.

— Anonymous

We all have heard it claimed that 13 is an 'unlucky number.' Indeed, there are many hotels in America that for this very reason…

— Douglas Hofstadter

“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…

— Jarod Kintz

“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”

— Jarod Kintz

I love going to Columbia, Missouri. That is a really underrated campus. It shocked me when I went there because I really didn't know…

— Kirk Herbstreit

I need a bath." He chuckled. "You smell of smoke, as do I." The duke turned, leaning heavily on his cane. "Jameson, open the…

— Karen Hawkins

Life is full of change. That's how we learn and grow.

— Anonymous

Whatever meaning 'Annie's Song' had for me on a personal level, there was also a larger context. It could just as easily have been…

— John Denver