I’m getting gray hair in all sorts of crazy places. Like…

“You like vodka, and I like carpet cleaner. You should try it. It’ll put hair on your chest—really clean hair. Grandpa said it would…

— Jarod Kintz

“The people of each country get more like the people of every other country. They have no character, no beauty, no ideals, no culture-nothing,…

— Paul Bowles

“like a pathway through a forest, like a carpet for royalty, it shows me the way”

— Margaret Atwood

To treat a person like a carpet, it is necessary that one do the walking, and one allow himself to be walked on. --Shin'a'in…

— Mercedes Lackey

I keep it fresh like some carpet powder

— C-DASH

CLARE: The library is cool and smells like carpet cleaner, although all I can see is marble.

— Audrey Niffenegger

My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense.

— Tig Notaro

"Grandmother" doesn't mean that you have gray hair and you retire and stay home cooking cakes for your grandchildren.

— Carine Roitfeld

This modern craze for putting the young in positions of authority - headmasters in their thirties, bishops without a gray hair on their heads,…

— Elizabeth Goudge

...in the eyes of her oldest friends and colleagues and extended family, she wasn't a painfully thin seventy-five-year-old gray haired woman dying of cancer-…

— Will Schwalbe

We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair.

— Charles Lamb

These wrinkles are nothing These gray hairs are nothing, This stomach which sags with old food, these bruised and swollen ankles, my darkening brain,…

— Mark Strand

For guys, growing older is fine. Gray hair and wrinkles aren't considered a bad thing.

— Nigel Barker

What subsists to-day by violence continues to-morrow by acquiescence and is perpetuated by tradition; till at last the hoary abuse shakes the gray hairs…

— Edward Everett

The barman sidled toward them out of a back room. He was a grump-looking old man with a great deal of a long gray…

— Anonymous