I collect collectivisms. I’ve already got socialism and…

“You just take and take don´t you? Out there with your thumb in the air—not a care in the world, just grabbing whatever you…

— David Sedaris

“What was shocking were the rewards my father's cousins had gathered in the intervening couple of decades. They farmed now on thousands of acres,…

— Philip Connors

Young money is an army, bitch I'm Uncle Sam.

— Lil Wayne

wouldn't you like to make sure all those millions you give to Uncle Sam went to schools and hospitals instead of nuclear warheads?' As…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Smaller tax refunds are not a bad thing - they're a sign that people are keeping more of their money as they earn it,…

— Kayleigh McEnany

“You’re under no obligation to accept my oppression, but it is strongly recommended. I’ll make you love me, even if I have to impoverish…

— Jarod Kintz

You ain't talkin' paper, dawg, so you don't understand. Spazzin' on these niggas, bitch I'm going H.A.M. Taxin' all these niggas call me Uncle…

— Wiz Khalifa

On 'Adam Ruins Everything' we do the broadest sketch comedy possible. We do stuff where you can see it immediately and know it's a…

— Adam Conover

“We’re the battling bastards of Bataan. No mama, no papa, no Uncle Sam. No aunts, no uncles, no cousins, no nieces. No pills, no…

— Kenneth Edward Lim

A small business person has Uncle Sam as a partner, a partner who puts up no money, does no work, and wants 30 or 40 percent

— Irwin Schiff

Additionally, this tax forces family businesses to invest in Uncle Sam rather than the economy. When families are forced to repurchase businesses because of…

— Todd Tiahrt

Nor must Uncle Sam's Web-feet be forgotten. At all the watery margins they have been present. Not only on the deep sea, the broadbay,…

— Abraham Lincoln

After Hitler was destroyed, there was the threat of Stalin, but it was always the world pressure that was upon America that enabled black…

— Malcolm X

Yes, the Masters is too stylish to be an American icon. It's as out of character for Uncle Sam as a McDonald's is for…

— Frank Deford

It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we do the best that we can.

— R. Lee Ermey