I murdered a vagina once. I still wake up in the middle of the night, sweating, seeing its bleeding face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel is, The opening of another Vagina — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A vagina is a lot like a boxing match. When it all gets too bloody and messy, it's time to throw in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies : You should never change yourself for a guy other than waxing your vagina. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
