True love is surviving the fall down the stairs when you tell me that you're pregnant. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies: if we have sex, there's a 50/50 chance we won't speak again. If you get pregnant, there's a 100% chance you'll… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
