Porn Rule: When a woman finds that her husband wants to watch her fuck other men, she thinks it a swell idea. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I tried starting a career in Porn but it didn't last. That shit is some stiff competition. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love when porn search engines make you spell words correctly. On the plus side, I'll always know bukake has two ks… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't just be the woman that he thinks of while he's watching porn, be the woman he MAKES porn with. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A good friend will return your pendrive. A great friend will return it full of porn ! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm shocked! The quality of porn videos these days is incredible. You can actually see the disappointment on their parents' face! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
