I've never really been a big fan of comedy songs, frankly. I think I enjoy the emotional payoff that the best music… — Keith Murray Copy Share Image
I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I enjoy Modern Family very much. Good TV program. I don't know why. I just find that so many of the jokes… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Jerry Seinfeld, he was doing Letterman show all the time, so he kind of had an excuse, that people know the jokes… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Science is a bit like the joke about the drunk who is looking under a lamppost for a key that he has… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
The whole point of animation to me is to tell a story, make a joke, express an idea. The technique itself doesn't… — Terry Gilliam Copy Share Image
The generations that were exposed to sitcom have the people actually saying the line, saying the joke, whereas sort of before that… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
“Casy said, "Ol' Tom's house can't be more'n a mile from here. Ain't she over that third rise?" Sure," said Joad. "Less… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
My friends joke that I love planning things - which I do - and the reason is because there's so much I… — Benjamin Stone Copy Share Image
I think the best thing a person can do is to read through the Gospels in the Bible and really look at… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
These two are the parts. The inner silence - the silence so deep that there is no vibration in your being. You… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true!… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
Topical-sketch writing were incredibly rational and well reasoned: don't do a joke if the subject doesn't deserve it. An ad hominem attack… — Michael Schur Copy Share Image
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I started over again with an image: Nothing goes right. Then when The Godfather came out, all I heard was, Show respect.… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Sitting around with funny people, banging out jokes and creating a television show. I have no hobbies, no outside interests. I'm fine… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
In my early writing, all of my characters were exactly the same person. They all spoke the same, made the same types… — James Dashner Copy Share Image
We've got people looking at our seamy side and our sad side a lot of the time because that's easier. It's much… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
The secret to a good marriage, as far as I am concerned, is a joke I make: Keep the fights clean and… — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
Comedy Central made me delete the Boston Marathon joke. I wasn't happy about it but, despite popular belief, I can occasionally be… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it,… — Andy Roddick Copy Share Image
I love ebola jokes. When done in the right way, maybe it gets people to learn about ebola, to learn about the… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
Comedy always works better when you're tracking the story and you care about the characters. That's why there's a lot of movies… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
Something about not waiting for the laugh of a laugh track allows you to take lines that otherwise might be seen as… — Mitchell Hurwitz Copy Share Image
The hoary joke in the literary world, based on 'Dreams From My Father,' was that if things had worked out differently for… — James Fallows Copy Share Image
“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I don't suppose God laughs at the people who think He doesn't exist. He's above jokes. But the devil isn't. That's one… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
In two Indians were a little girl and took it and brought them up after their mother she grew up found it!!!!!!!!!! — Lil Wol Copy Share Image
I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark… — Donald Glover Copy Share Image
How about this John Kerry controversy? So he's out there in California, tells some kind of joke and it backfires. He's saying… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I worked in a paper mill all my adult life and there were a lot of funny guys there. So you pick… — Donald Ray Pollock Copy Share Image
I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set of… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren't funny. Some of them weren't… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Tommy Lee Jones is hilarious. I would say, if you look at the body of his work, the character he is most… — Will Smith Copy Share Image
I guess my idea of a good audience is one that's quiet and listens, but also that's alive: they respond, they're getting… — Dan Hicks Copy Share Image
“If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular… — Jensen Ackles Copy Share Image
You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
