When I was a boy, my mom wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In… — Jeff Shaw Copy Share Image
I want to be on a show that's not sensitive to racial jokes; I want to be on one where they call… — Wale Copy Share Image
If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the… — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
“I want people to be allowed to make jokes about, and discuss, anything they want. I don’t think people should be ostracized… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
One of the marvelous things about Churchill is that whatever he was doing, whether fighting or arguing or despairing or bouncing about… — Paul Johnson Copy Share Image
jokes are ideally pleasurable. They are an act of assassination without a corpse, a moment of total annihilation that paradoxically makes anything… — Penelope Gilliatt Copy Share Image
Always warm up the audience with a joke…If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that… — Jacob M. Appel Copy Share Image
Yes, yes, I know all the jokes. What else could I have expected at Highbury? But I went to Chelsea and to… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
One of Still Lifes many achievements is its paradoxical mix of intensity and stillness. Alexander Longs visions of landscape, identity and "History… — Terrance Hayes Copy Share Image
Prince Harry is a great guy, very competitive; he's been playing polo all his life. Riding is in his blood. His grandmother… — Nacho Figueras Copy Share Image
Pardew has come out and criticized me. He is the worst at haranguing referees. He shoves them and makes a joke of… — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
Candice is the original spelling of my name. I changed it to Kandyse when I was really young and first starting out… — Kandyse McClure Copy Share Image
People still want to escape, but today's escape is different. People now want to know that there are people out there who… — Darius McCrary Copy Share Image
You have more and more people coming into the tent with the creative guys [on Hollywood films]. You have marketing and concept… — James L. Brooks Copy Share Image
A friend of mine is trying to do a documentary where he brings Jewish and Arab comedians to occupied territories in Israel.… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
I curse in everyday life, but usually when I stub my toe. The topics I'm discussing, it's not necessary to curse. I… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Improvisation is about finding the best joke or the silliest way to get something across. Improvising conflict is always fun because you… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
I have no skills. I mean, I can make jokes, I'm pretty good at talking to people on the Judge John Hodgman… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
When we're on set, we kind of joke around, and when we're rehearsing, we change up the scenes and make each other… — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
There are passages of the Bible that are soiled forever by the touches of the hands of ministers who delight in the… — Phillips Brooks Copy Share Image
But men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing. — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian and there are a lot of things I'm still learning. I love one liners because I love smart jokes.… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
It's so funny when your at the office party and you crack a joke and your laughing at yourself because you created… — Daryn Copy Share Image
The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just… — Heath Ledger Copy Share Image
I don't see anyone avoiding the Stones because DJs make jokes about them being a part of the Geritol set. All it… — Joe Perry Copy Share Image
I didn't care about the backlash. I think the reason it was so severe was because they didn't know anything about me… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Only the saints would joke so about the gods, because it was either joke or scream, and they alone knew it was… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
I could never be a professional comedian, 'cause you have to keep telling the same jokes. For me, they're like word solos. — Robyn Hitchcock Copy Share Image
I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can… — Steve Finley Copy Share Image
We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an… — Lance Bass Copy Share Image
I was born in the West Village in New York, and then when I was about four my family moved to what… — Peter Vack Copy Share Image
Yes, I was slightly outside everything when I was growing up. My mother jokes that I was exchanged at birth. She brought… — Janet McTeer Copy Share Image
I joke that I spent 38 years scouring the globe, going to war zones, trying to find the person with my exact birthday. — Samantha Power Copy Share Image
Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
If you have to do something, write me a funny AIDS play. Sure you can. It's the biggest joke played on us… — Robert Patrick Copy Share Image
“The material used to make MONEY should be changed from paper to RUBBER. So people can STRETCH it to make both ends… — Nelson M. Lubao Copy Share Image
Within those confining walls, teachers - a bunch of men all armed with the same information - gave the same lectures every… — Yukio Mishima Copy Share Image
I thought I could make a sarcastic joke about it. But it's based on my own struggle with how much to give,… — Nicole Holofcener Copy Share Image
Is everything a joke to you?” I asked. He dabbed his tongue to his lip again. “Not everything.” “Like what?” “You. — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
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