You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
“You can shit in one hand and wish in another and see which one gets full faster. Or... you can just take… — C.V. Hunt Copy Share Image
“Holy hell, Trev! What kind of move was that?” Trevor leaned over her with a big smile on his face. “You really… — Cecilia Aubrey & Chris Almeida Copy Share Image
You're all going to die. I hate to remind you, but it is on your schedule. It probably won't happen when you'd… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The male - I have found - is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to… — Jilly Cooper Copy Share Image
It is great fun dying in the United States of America. It is great fun first of all for the undertakers who… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“Still trying to save the world?” “Always,” I said, “and in case you haven’t noticed, it’s working. The world is still here.” — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
Perhaps I should have pointed out more often that without her (mother's) guidance and example I might have gone straight from short… — Clive James Copy Share Image
“The Pepto?” I asked. “The Pepto,” he sighed and read the label. “Yes, the Pepto. This, yes. The candies. They’re in here.… — Chase Webster Copy Share Image
“For a time he read his Neil Diamond bible by the firelight. He paused, twisting nervously at his goatee, considering the law… — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
“All I'm saying is that you shouldn't rule out the possibility that God has a hand in all our lives--yours, mine, your… — Tina Radcliffe Copy Share Image
I shall write a book some day about the appropriateness of names. Geoffrey Chaucer has a ribald ring, as is proper and… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches?… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Asshole," Ephraim muttered as he turned back around. Chris chuckeled. "Is that really any way to talk to your favorite child?" "You're… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Most sane human beings who are over the age of six usually act or react not as per what they genuinely feel… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I guess the more serious you play something, if the context is funny, then it will be funny and it doesn't really… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was… — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
Playing on stereotypes was meant to be humorous. If it doesn't tickle you in certain spots, it's not going to be funny.… — Manila Luzon Copy Share Image
“Felicity was horrible and snide, but then Felicity had been a repulsive earwig ever since she first grew a vocabulary.” — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
“Hat head is a sad affliction wherein the chosen hat and the selected hairstyle are grossly incompatible. The unfortunate combination results in… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
“I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before… — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“Kelly was not going to remove her glasses. No matter what the television said about it being safe to do during the… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
“She stops chewing and brings the chains on her wrist up to her nose and sniffs. She pulls away with a mild… — J.A. Redmerski Copy Share Image
“The worst imaginable thing happens to our protagonists: they have a son who grows up to become Dennis Hopper. (“Giantess”)” — Rebecca Solnit Copy Share Image
The first time I passed through the country (Switzerland) I had the impression it was swept down with a broom from one… — Ernesto Sabato Copy Share Image
A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given item. One is on the shelf; someone has the… — Raymond Simard Copy Share Image
Well, I'm a bacteriologist, you know. I live in a nine-hundred-diameter microscope. I can hardly claim to take serious notice of anything… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Sophronia felt bound to object. "I, for one, should prefer not to shoot at someone I like." "Admirable scruples, Miss Temminnick. Get… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When we got off the streetcar at Times Square, it was somewhat of a letdown. Newspapers were blowing about the road and… — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
“Damn, Marcus, how much have you been working out? You have the ass of a god. He turned to face her, and… — Caris Roane Copy Share Image
“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
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