If you like dry humor, Henrik Stenson thinks he's very funny, but I think I'm very funny in a dry sense as… — Tommy Fleetwood Copy Share Image
My goal as a comedian is to sway people's opinion. It's not my only goal and it's not the only way I… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
I wish I could have a recurring role on 'Modern Family'. I think 'Modern Family' is the best comedy on television. It's… — Patti LuPone Copy Share Image
I'm the person who says every single thing she thinks, sometimes to others' amusement, and almost always to my detriment. — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Find 100 reasons to laugh. You are bound to feel better, you will cope with problems more effectively and people will enjoy… — Steve Goodier Copy Share Image
I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The real question is how do you stay funny in your 70s and 80s? And that's a real accomplishment, you know, the… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
There's an art to stupid comedy. There's an art to offensive comedy, and I think the key is it's just gotta make… — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
At least in making an action film, there's always going to be someone who wants to see a car chase. Even if… — Jason Statham Copy Share Image
What comedy does, for the most part, is it voices something so simplistically that people will agree with us, and then once… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
At the Sahara, the seats are banked and most of the audience is looking down at the stage. Everybody in the business… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
Ultimately, jokes are this really special thing that we can all share. It's exciting to have basically a thousand people in a… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“The sound of laughter is like the vaulted dome of a temple of happiness, "that delectable trance of happiness, that ultimate peak… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
“The second rule of improvisation is not only to say yes, but YES, AND. You are supposed to agree and then _add… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey.… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I started in the club route. I did the alternative scene later on. When I lived in New York, I did the… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
Some people just derive great joy from making other people laugh. And I do, but I don't feel like I need to… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It's easy to say, 'This is just a joke.' You know, the bearded lady? And I feel the need to smash it… — Conchita Wurst Copy Share Image
You can get away with making some extremely bold statements by Trojan Horsing them into a narrative via comedy. — Camille Perri Copy Share Image
I think that in any role you have, whether TV or film, it's hard to do comedy and drama within one story. — Callie Thorne Copy Share Image
I'll be doing stand-up for the rest of my life. The opportunities that it grants you can't be denied. Stand-up is both… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
“You need to look the fucking sick joke that is life straight in the eye and tell it to bring its fucking… — Mia Asher Copy Share Image
Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy. — Bruce McCulloch Copy Share Image
I feel, for the most part, especially in comedy, you make your own work, and maybe that's true across the board. — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
“I'm holding a super-expandable energy-powered towel. I've made friends with space hamsters. I think we've stretched believability rather far, don't you?” — Michael S. Atkinson Copy Share Image
I didn't want to make teenage comedies, and I didn't want to make really trashy films. I wanted to make films that… — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
When you are bringing a love story to screen, how do you embody desire and love? How do you get away from… — Celine Sciamma Copy Share Image
I think both of us [ with Steve Oram], once we decided to do comedy, knew that we would have to come… — Alice Lowe Copy Share Image
If you feel irritated by the absurd remarks of two people whose conversation you happen to overhear, you should imagine that you… — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I just like comedy in general. My film work, which has been at times more dramatic, has been satisfying. But I never… — Ty Burrell Copy Share Image
You've got to have a likeability factor, I think, in your comedy characters. If the guy's really, really funny but you just… — Rhys Darby Copy Share Image
The common thread of my comedy shows is conflict and, I guess, the frustration of people who either argue with you or… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
I get a lot of flack from critics that my comedies are all over the place, my dramas are all over the… — Tyler Perry Copy Share Image
I think one of the gorgeous things about TG is that we will go from something amazingly serious and important and significant… — Genesis P-Orridge Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I find that just the simplest, cleanest things that are intelligently performed are funniest to me. — Kaitlin Olson Copy Share Image
We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
Sure, I am funny and have a good sense of humor. Mostly, though, I just tell the truth. The internal dialogue people… — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
“Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way… — Nathan Poe Copy Share Image