I'm holding a super-expandable energy-powered towel. I've…

'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy.

— Shane Dawson

You can laugh at me, but I understand show business.

— Ksenia Sobchak

Joking about violence is not funny.

— Perez Hilton

I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce something that…

— Zhao Wei

“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke…

— Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

— Tracy Morgan

“Laugh and grow strong”

— Ignatius of Loyola

In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but…

— Luke Evans

That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny.

— Michael Jai White

I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it…

— Anthony Jeselnik

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

— Lil Rel Howery

Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the…

— Andrew Guzaldo

“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.”

— Carla H Krueger

I do love to laugh!

— Teresa Giudice

I really enjoy making people laugh; I've discovered that's a great technique. That's as powerful as stirring their sorrow, stirring their compassion, because that…

— Max Lucado