I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Life is a tragedy wherein we sit as spectators for a while and then act our part in it. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
My job is to take what I think is funny and to make other people think it's funny, too. — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian. — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
I always wanted to make something that was real and had heart and was funny. — Jason Nash Copy Share Image
I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Which is better: to have fun with fungi or to have Idiocy with ideology, to have wars because of words, to have… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
I joke with people - and Kyle Shanahan used to say this - that my swagger is having no swagger, but that… — Kirk Cousins Copy Share Image
I'm always trying to find the next comedian that just gives me something a little funny to combine with all of the… — Jesse Williams Copy Share Image
In my experience, there are two things that no one will admit to: having no sense of humor and being susceptible to… — Margaret George Copy Share Image
I feel like a lot of serious music lives in generalizations - 'Love is a flower,' 'The sky is so dark' -… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
An old paleontological in joke proclaims that mammalian evolution is a tale told by teeth mating to produce slightly altered descendant teeth. — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
There's a joke that I do where I make fun of myself for being bow-legged, and I compare myself to a camel… — Anjelah Johnson Copy Share Image
The movies I've done with Wes [Anderson] have a much different quality than some of the more broad comedies. But what is… — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
When you deal with a comedian who has a specific act, you can't hold 'em back. You got to work with 'em,… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
The ability to find the funny pumps oxygen into adverse situations. Its hard to cower when youre laughing. Its hard to be… — Elaine Smookler Copy Share Image
“And how should we behave during this Apocalypse? We should be unusually kind to one another, certainly. But we should also stop… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Breakup blackout is when you're so upset and you've been crying so much that you basically black out for a couple of… — Rumer Willis Copy Share Image
I'm starting to play lots more naturalistic, realistic people than when I first started. Maybe because I was doing character comedy shows,… — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
![“The movies I've done with Wes [Anderson] have a much different quality than some of the more broad comedies. But what is interesting is how many sequels I've done. I've worked with Ben [Stiller] a million times now, and this is yet another sequel we're doing. I guess we're lucky to be in some…” quote by Owen Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/616/owen-wilson-10973_broads_the-movies-i-ve-done-with-wes-anderson-h_2520772.jpg)
