Just because we wear hair extensions and make-up doesn't mean we're the punchline for every joke. — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast. — Catherine Reitman Copy Share Image
Lincoln called laughter "the joyous, beautiful, universal evergreen of life." — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
I didn't do it... Then why are you laughing? Cause whoever did it, is a freaking genius! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change. They stay the way they were in the past.… — Corey Feldman Copy Share Image
I love hanging around folks that love to crack jokes and pay their bills lol, and must love Baskin Robbins lol ctfu — Joe Collins Jr Copy Share Image
It's the comedies and thrillers that are successful. People love horror, but in thrillers. Once you speak of pain and suffering it's… — Philippe Claudel Copy Share Image
Laughter is a strange response. I mean, what is it? It's a spasm of some kind! Is that always joy? It's very… — Madeline Kahn Copy Share Image
Don't bite his face, Eleanor told herself. It's disturbing and needy and never happens in situation comedies or movies that end with… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“I laugh with them because it is one of the worst things to be in a room full of people and not… — M.J. Hayland Copy Share Image
Unintelligent persons are like weeds that thrive in good ground; they love to be amused in proportion to the degree in which… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
I think a lot of comedic actors, on their close-up they can deliver. But when it comes to reacting to other people… — Ken Jeong Copy Share Image
The government will pay certain farmers to not grow corn. Wow. Where's my check? That'd be great. "Hey, what do you do… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I was kind of in an experimental phase with The Disposable Rappers. This is boring to me, because it's true, but when… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward:… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When I was doing research on the M.C.s and spending time with these cats, one of the things that struck me and… — Kurt Sutter Copy Share Image
That’s just the kind of thing that kids do to each other. It’s no big deal. There’s always going to be a… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
Professor Irwin Corey had some of the best timing in the world, and that is something you can't steal. He talked nonsense,… — Tommy Smothers Copy Share Image
“The kind of happy I was that day at the Vet when "Hawk" Dawson actually doffed his red "C" cap to me,… — Richard Ford Copy Share Image
