Comedy is the ultimate meritocracy: if you're good at it, you'll have success. — Tom Rosenthal Comedy Copy Share Image
People go up to Edinburgh thinking it will make them a star, and generally, in the first few weeks back they have… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If you introduce me to someone, I won't say my name. I will just offer them a part in 'Plebs.' — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
When I first saw stand-up it was Lee Evans. Then I got into Ricky Gervais - we're both from Reading. — Tom Rosenthal Evans Copy Share Image
I went to Mongolia as a teenager and I thought it would be cool to dye my hair into a Mongolian flag;… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
Every comedian thinks deeply about life, even if their eventual output is apparently shallow. — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
There's something about the word springboard I don't like. It's got too many negative connotations. — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If I could do any scenes that would just involve me being asleep, that would be gold. Anything outside or where I'm… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
I've never had a proper job. I do jokes about not knowing the value of money, about having a famous dad. — Tom Rosenthal Dad Copy Share Image
We filmed 'Plebs' in Bulgaria, I made a lot of friends there, the architecture and culture are amazing - so to hear… — Tom Rosenthal Amazing Copy Share Image
Cults often separate the infinite complexities of being alive into a simplistic black-and-white dogma, so as someone who likes a yes or… — Tom Rosenthal Alive Copy Share Image
I myself live in Islington, where inhabitants range slightly more widely from yummy-croissant and smoothie-loving-mummies to garage-blasting Nokia-sponsored reprobates. — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If I didn't love sport that would kind of have meant I didn't get on with my dad but I have a… — Tom Rosenthal Dad Copy Share Image
I don't really watch dramas. I prefer watching comedy. Also, when you're in comedy, watching 'Community' or 'Larry Sanders' feels like research,… — Tom Rosenthal Comedy Copy Share Image
I do clearly have quite a lot of the behavioural traits that people who are diagnosed as autistic do have. But it's… — Tom Rosenthal Autism Copy Share Image
People should genuinely care about stand-up. I'm not doing this just so I can do x, y, and z on TV. It's… — Tom Rosenthal Art Copy Share Image
I've always watched Christmas specials. It's amazing - even more mind-blowing than having an advert of your face on the Tube -… — Tom Rosenthal Amazing Copy Share Image
If people ask me for one-liners I always say: 'Hoovering. That sucks.' — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
People say that the iPad is useless, and it is, unless you're into sitcoms and a lot of train journeys, and I… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
I do feel like I've got this power - it does feel like I've got this lasso-ing ability to get people in… — Tom Rosenthal Ability Copy Share Image
I love standup, but it's self-indulgence. Me saying what I think and thinking people should listen to it. — Tom Rosenthal Comedy Copy Share Image
I used to love history and then I was bad at it. I got a B at GCSE. I was so gutted. — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
If you are genuinely writing to Time Out for financial advice I'd stop worrying about ending up horribly poor and just accept… — Tom Rosenthal Advice Copy Share Image
In modern times there are so few shows that actually do bring people together like TV is supposed to do - so… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
We had weapons training. I got to wield a sword. I mean, sure, the sword was made safe for my hands, so… — Tom Rosenthal Fitness Copy Share Image
