My job is to take what I think is funny and to make other people think it's funny, too. — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
Life is a tragedy wherein we sit as spectators for a while and then act our part in it. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
You write what makes you laugh, and you hope that the audience agree, and so far they do. — Brendan O'Carroll Copy Share Image
Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it. — Maureen O'Hara Copy Share Image
I think jokes on colour or body shaming shouldn't be made. It's not funny to crack such jokes. — Radhika Apte Copy Share Image
The one and only thing that every comic agrees on is that you do not steal jokes. — Dave Rubin Copy Share Image
To be amused at what you read - that is the great spring of quotation. — Charles Edward Montague Copy Share Image
I understand, a joke can fall flat, I can't always hit them out of the park and I can apologize when I… — Dorit Kemsley Copy Share Image
I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I never wanted to be a model. I never wanted to be a serious actress. I started off doing comedy. I did… — Amanda Bynes Copy Share Image
When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without humor, I cannot go on and I doubt many of my readers would go on either. Humor is so important. I… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
I knew nothing about professional comedians when I became a comedian. I was a rabbi. So I had no professional comedians to… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
Unlike a lot of comics, I didn't care about getting on 'Saturday Night Live.' That show had such history and was so… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
It's a secret club, people that have a certain sense of humor, and it doesn't matter whether it's a romantic situation or… — Ron Mael Copy Share Image
Some street jokes are just timeless. There's an old street joke about comedians. The joke is that a beautiful girl comes up… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I am completely open to doing a romantic comedy, but I will never do something just for the sake of doing a… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
Everything changes once you start trying to market the film. Part of you feels like everything is slipping away from you. For… — Taika Waititi Copy Share Image
It is amazing how much more amazing sleep is in the morning. You wake up and you're like, "I stayed up to… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“I had never known this before, but now I do and so do you: Laughter comes in different colours. It is only… — Yevgeny Zamyatin Copy Share Image
There's this misconception that comedy and music go together. They don't. Comedians can't compete with rock stars; they're just not on the… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
I'm not saying being a comedian is brain surgery, but it is definitely - it's like being a carpenter. You learn how… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Even before I did stand-up, I've always been the kind of guy - and I talk about it on stage - who… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
