He who shoots first laughs last.

A mind conscious of right laughs at the falsehoods of rumour. [Lat., Conscia mens recti famae mendacia risit.]

— Ovid

He laughs best who laughs least.

— Ambrose Bierce

He laughs best whose laugh lasts.

— Laurence J. Peter

No one laughs at God in a hospital,

— Regina Spektor

I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably…

— Anonymous

Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.

— Neil Pasricha

My philosophy of life is that I am deeply, deeply serious about my work and for the rest I like to have a few…

— Maggi Hambling

Faith slips - and laughs, and rallies

— Emily Dickinson

I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along.

— Ron Shock

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

— John Ratzenberger

There's nothing wrong with making people laugh. We all need to laugh. Sometimes I get all these laughs inside of me, and there's no…

— Charlotte Rae

“Because laughs never die away entirely,” said Jamie. “At least, if you believe in Marconi.”

— Alexander McCall Smith

It isn't he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

“ You usually can’t recall all the people you’ve shared laughs with. But you rarely forget the people you’ve shared your tears with. ”

— Mya Robarts

“Death Laughs In The Faces Of Clocks”

— Dean Cavanagh