Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor…

“He's like six hundred years younger than you are. I refuse to be the moral compass of our cell! Most weekends I have an…

— Kresley Cole

In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit…

— John Ratzenberger

Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.

— Neil Pasricha

My philosophy of life is that I am deeply, deeply serious about my work and for the rest I like to have a few…

— Maggi Hambling

“the phone. “God, this sucks, man. The only good thing about this entire school since you moved is fifth period.” “What’s fifth period?” Holder…

— Colleen Hoover

I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along.

— Ron Shock

There's nothing wrong with making people laugh. We all need to laugh. Sometimes I get all these laughs inside of me, and there's no…

— Charlotte Rae

“He throws his head back and laughs lightly. “Maybe in your world,” he says. “Then again, you’re kind of sadistic and I highly doubt…

— Anonymous

“Because laughs never die away entirely,” said Jamie. “At least, if you believe in Marconi.”

— Alexander McCall Smith

Man plans. God laughs.

— Harlan Coben

'Johnny' was a coping mechanism who could take those things which could have ordinarily destroyed me, by tweaking my past and throwing it back…

— Johnny Vegas

It isn't he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

“ You usually can’t recall all the people you’ve shared laughs with. But you rarely forget the people you’ve shared your tears with. ”

— Mya Robarts

A mind conscious of right laughs at the falsehoods of rumour. [Lat., Conscia mens recti famae mendacia risit.]

— Ovid

One night in a club in Boston, I tried the name Roger Duck. No laughs. The next night, I tried Orson Bean, putting together…

— Orson Bean