Johnny Vegas

I've always been looking for other people's approval.

— Johnny Vegas

There's a domino effect with certain things you say.

— Johnny Vegas

It can be tough as a jobbing actor.

— Johnny Vegas

Oh, I'm terrible at travel.

— Johnny Vegas

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

— Johnny Vegas

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

— Johnny Vegas

Class still matters in Britain today.

— Johnny Vegas

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.

— Johnny Vegas

I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears.

— Johnny Vegas

I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.

— Johnny Vegas

It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend.

— Johnny Vegas

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.

— Johnny Vegas

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.

— Johnny Vegas

I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive.

— Johnny Vegas

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

— Johnny Vegas

There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of…

— Johnny Vegas

I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two…

— Johnny Vegas

People are always asking, 'Where does Michael Pennington end and Johnny Vegas begin,' and you're going, 'It's not like that: it's blurred…

— Johnny Vegas

I was loved as a kid; I was raised with more love and emotional support than most folks could wish for my…

— Johnny Vegas

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's…

— Johnny Vegas

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have…

— Johnny Vegas

You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery.

— Johnny Vegas

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on…

— Johnny Vegas

There was always that thing with 'Johnny' - I always saw myself as his writer and PR. But when he got out…

— Johnny Vegas

I came from a very loving home, had a happy life with no great aspirations, but going to the seminary changed me.…

— Johnny Vegas

I thought I could play the hellraiser and then put 'Johnny Vegas' back in his box. I found popularity through self-destruction. The…

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'Johnny' was a coping mechanism who could take those things which could have ordinarily destroyed me, by tweaking my past and throwing…

— Johnny Vegas

I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the…

— Johnny Vegas

I don't want to demonise 'Johnny.' I was really proud of what he achieved. Especially within stand-up. He was quite a unique…

— Johnny Vegas

I couldn't be 'Johnny' in front of a camera in acting jobs and behind the camera I like to be 'Michael.' With…

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I wanted to try and trace the genuine origins of 'Johnny' and how he so successfully staged this takeover of 'Michael Pennington.'…

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I still give myself the right to be highly critical of others, though.

— Johnny Vegas

There is something more spiritual to us than what we are on this earth, but how you access it I'm not sure.

— Johnny Vegas

This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute.

— Johnny Vegas

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

— Johnny Vegas

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

— Johnny Vegas

I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.

— Johnny Vegas

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

— Johnny Vegas

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.

— Johnny Vegas

The idea of being on TV 24 hours a day and people seeing the real me... No.

— Johnny Vegas