Las vegas Quotes

Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.

— Frank Scoblete

Window: What I hope to do when I go to Las Vegas

— Nikhil Saluja

Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.

— Don Rickles

“You can Cut Back or you can Make More Money”

— Sophie Kinsella

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

— Louie Anderson

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

— Hunter S. Thompson

I have so much love for Las Vegas.

— Carl Nassib

In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.

— Walter Wykes

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

— Artie Lange

“But I still have no cash flow. I need a job, or the gift of prophecy and a plane ticket to Las…

— Jarod Kintz

Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven.

— Evan Esar

The casinos are walking out of states with at least $1 billion in their pockets to Las Vegas

— John Warren Kindt

I was signed to MGM. I was in Vegas for sixteen weeks at the Sands Hotel.

— Solomon Burke

“The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas.”

— Michelle Madow

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

— Johnny Vegas

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.

— Mort Sahl

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I…

— Johnny Vegas

We met in an airport in Las Vegas, Harrison Ford and I, and he said, "I just finished a movie called 42.…

— Larry King

It was exciting for me to be able to come to Las Vegas and train with the girls that were essentially my…

— Tecia Torres

For the message of television as metaphor is not only that all the world is a stage but that the stage is…

— Neil Postman

The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn't much to film apart from other people making documentaries about…

— Clive James

I can't believe the sense of community here, the amount of pride the people who run this city have in Las Vegas.…

— Jon Taffer

There was no way we could have played a show in Las Vegas, so the only way we could be discovered was…

— Brendon Urie

I love Las Vegas, but I never get a chance to play a club like the House of Blues. I guess we've…

— Joe Walsh

“At home, I’m too scared to look in the fridge. Picture dozens of little plastic sandwich bags labeled with cities like Las…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Las Vegas audiences are swingers. They're drinkers and swingers, and they like to have a good time and party. I never had…

— Trini Lopez

What it boils down to is that when you say the word Las Vegas it means something. You could say New York…

— Todd Phillips

When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab.…

— Elayne Boosler

“It is true that Jeremy could see "naked girls dancing" in strip clubs in San Diego, but parents reading this will appreciate…

— Chantal Sicile-Kira

“IT IS SAID that time is unrelated to everything else. It goes on and on, unnoticing of our actions, our falls, our…

— Alexia Purdy

“It’s not my name. It’s Lola Sinclair’s name. And right underneath, beside Groom . . . . “Peyton Manning?” I say, looking up at Nate…

— Lila Monroe

Las Vegas is a major family destination. Nevada casinos have become American family values now. It's considered just fine to go into…

— Bruce Sterling

“— Durante toda la noche estuvo así y, por fin, nos fuimos a casa. Yo llegué a pensar que no iba a…

— Sylvia Day

“but being over’s no problemo, it’s the getting there that’s a bitch or a boor or a bother, to that small apresbellum,…

— Vanessa Place

People should go to the works and experience them. Because just having an idea or picture in mind is absolutely not the…

— Virginia Dwan

“Back in Libya, Obama recklessly neglected the duty of a president and commander in chief to protect Americans serving overseas, a negligence…

— Andrew McCarthy

“In 1863, as Havana continued to grow, the need for expansion prompted the removal of the city walls. The Ten Years’ War…

— Captain Hank Bracker, The Exciting Story of Cuba

“The American legal system is not supposed to be a karma-based organism of retribution for unpunished bad deeds, but that’s how it…

— Jeffrey Toobin

“Las Vegas has become a child's picture-book dream of a city-here a storybook castle, there a sphinx-flanked black pyramid beaming white light…

— Neil Gaiman

Alan: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself…

— The Hangover