I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I always say that the stand-up world is the arena of the unwell, and it is. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
'Johnny' was a coping mechanism who could take those things which could have ordinarily destroyed me, by tweaking my past and throwing… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I am very proud of what 'Johnny' achieved in stand-up comedy because he believed entirely in giving an audience the best kick… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I think it sort of dawns on you that if you're not gigging constantly you're not actually relevant. You may be relevant… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
Some comics are in it for what they can get out of it. Others are in it for a love of comedy.… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
The people on the QVC shopping channel convince me that life is worth living. They see the good in everything. People who go to… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share
'Johnny' was a coping mechanism who could take those things which could have ordinarily destroyed me, by tweaking my past and throwing it back… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share
My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!' — Johnny Vegas Copy Share
I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share
I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share
There was always that thing with 'Johnny' - I always saw myself as his writer and PR. But when he got out there, I… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share
I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share
I am very proud of what 'Johnny' achieved in stand-up comedy because he believed entirely in giving an audience the best kick he could.… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share
If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share
I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share
There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share
I was loved as a kid; I was raised with more love and emotional support than most folks could wish for my memories aged… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share
I'm loath to use my personal life to promote what I do, but at the same time, I don't like a journalist going away… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share
I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share
