Comedy Quotes · Page 6

I'm really funny now.

— Wanda Sykes

Eazy always had jokes.

— MC Ren

CALM AND LAUGH @

— Anonymous

Yeah, I'm funny.

— Sexyy Red

Laugh now fly later

— Wiz Khalifa

I love physical comedy.

— Janelle James

Life is laughter.

— Theodore Melfi

“I crack myself up.”

— James W. Huston

Learn weeping, and thou shalt gain laughing.

— George Herbert

To keep from crying, I laughed <3

— Kelsey

“Laughter is the meaning of life.”

— Sammy Burchell

Laughter is inner jogging.

— Norman Cousins

I don't have a very quick sense of humor.

— Florenz Ziegfeld

I'll never be as funny as a regular Black dude.

— Matt Rife

I'll do anything to get the laugh. I love it.

— Will Friedle

“And if you can, die laughing.”

— Tite Kubo

Nihilists laugh at nothing, unless someone unexpectedly tickles them.

— Jeremy Limn

Humor offers an alternative to violence. Humor gives us a choice.

— Anonymous

Maintaining a sense of humor is key to getting people to also focus on the crises at hand.

— Hailey Gates

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

— Sam Kinison

To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.

— Judd Apatow

The humorist has a good eye for the humbug; he does not always recognize the saint.

— W. Somerset Maugham

I believe laughter is the best medicine, karma's got your back, and our scars make us stronger.

— Anonymous

“Life has a funny way of turning you into the one thing you don't want to be.”

— Jonathan Levine

There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made…

— Brad Williams

I've always loved the idea of the rookie cop vs. the grizzled veteran. A lot of comedy can be mined from that.

— Jermaine Fowler

If you watch most of the stuff on TV and in movies, it's usually put-down humor. It's like somebody being mean or…

— Paul Rust

Always being the outsider, you... feel comfortable everywhere, but you don't really feel at home anywhere. I definitely draw comedy from that.

— Ronny Chieng

If you don't laugh at all, you've missed the point. If you only laugh, you've missed your chance from illumination.

— Robert Anton Wilson

I'm very much of the "make it dark, make it grim, make it tough", but then, for the love of God, tell…

— Joss Whedon

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out…

— Bo Burnham

Although according to certain philosophers it is quite difficult to distinguish the jester from the melancholic, life itself being a comic drama…

— Anonymous

I'm interested in ordinary experience, and regardless of the precise definition of ordinary, and I've found that in so-called ordinary experience, there…

— Frederick Wiseman

I've always been a big fan of comedy and sketch comedy, and I like to laugh, but you can't just be funny.…

— Colin Hanks

What it is is that comedy is underrepresented in every actor's life, because it's so bloody difficult to write. Anyone can write,…

— Michael Caine

I can't quite give standup all the time and attention that I did early on that I'm so grateful for. But back…

— Esther Povitsky

I don't care if I tell that story and John Roderick gets up afterward and yells, 'I hope you enjoyed the white…

— John Hodgman

I've had a chance to really stretch and do a lot of different genres. When I started acting, my whole focus and…

— Kyle MacLachlan

The more you expect from life, the more your expectations will be fulfilled. By laughing, you do not use up your laughter,…

— Dean Koontz

Comedy is a universal language. I grew up watching Nagesh, Surilirajan, Thenga Srinivasan and S.V. Shekhar's comedies. And, of course, Charlie Chaplin!…

— A. R. Rahman