If I didn't go into comedy... maybe I would've been a funny meter reader. — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom. — Taki Theodoracopulos Copy Share Image
I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
The next time you're tempted to groan, you might try to laugh instead. — Joseph B. Wirthlin Copy Share Image
I'm definitely proud of myself anytime I can make Amanda Peet break out into laughter. — Steve Zissis Copy Share Image
Ironically, heavier comedians, actors, and the characters they play are actually more sympathetic, and easier for audiences to identify with, than the… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
I've always had a way with the little people, making it a point to humor them without looking down my nose at… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Then I will tape the sets and even though I'm not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I thought all comedy was stupid. I went to watch a friend do stand-up and I thought absolutely everyone was terrible. — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
The reason most comedies don't win awards is that the filmmakers put the comedy first. This means you have to create a… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“And how could he know the character of the country? By finding out the sense of humor of the country. For if… — Rebbe Nachman of Breslov Copy Share Image
“if you keep looking for what’s wrong you might just miss the very thing that’s right. I want it to be about… — John Williams Copy Share Image
I ignored my stand-up career for twenty-five years, but now, having finished this memoir, I view this time with surprising warmth. One… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
You ever mix two different groups of friends? That can be stressful. You always feel like you have to prep 'em. You're… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
There's an infectiousness to comedy. It's meant to be shared and spread, so I feel like any message that you're talking about… — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
“When I was a young and aspiring speaker, I sought mentorship from a man who had been a Dale Carnegie trainer for… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug,… — Og Mandino Copy Share Image
I love physical comedy. I love Oscar Wilde, I love Shakespeare comedies, I love improv. I knew I had a knack for… — Elizabeth Mitchell Copy Share Image
I remember doing a lot of comedy. I always loved that feeling when you do something on stage and you can feel… — Tony Hale Copy Share Image
“I try to never miss the Zumba class since I believe comedy is a great way to start your week. ...It was… — Debra Dunbar Copy Share Image
The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
