Comedy Quotes · Page 32

According as the man is, so must you humour him.

— Jean Racine

I am desperate to do a comedy now.

— Tom Hiddleston

Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me.

— Dwayne Johnson

I just think women are funnier than men.

— Margaret Cho

Humor prevents a hardening of the attitudes.

— Joel Goodman

To make people laugh was almost a sickness with me.

— Sholom Aleichem

Laughing is the best calorie burner.

— Audrey Hepburn

I loved humor. I had that in me.

— Bob Einstein

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

— Kingsley Amis

“Its good make others laugh than laughing at them :)”

— Joshua John

I love comedy, but more than that, I love comedy that has a message and that has some stakes.

— Jermaine Fowler

You know, there's endorphins in laughter, as there are endorphins in running in the park.

— Marlo Thomas

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

— Jack Whitehall

Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles.

— Nora Roberts

It 's possible to forgive someone a great deal if he makes you laugh.

— Caroline Llewellyn

Humor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion.

— Anonymous

I was always very against the idea that for comedy to be 'important' it has to be dark. It's very much a…

— David Baddiel

Don't take life too seriously. Sometimes just laugh at your problems, knowing it's not the end of everything.

— Anmol Andore

I'm the type of guy that's always having a joke, messing around, but when it comes to the serious stuff, you know,…

— Jesse Lingard

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.

— Daniel Tosh

Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because…

— Garrison Keillor

Seriousness is a sickness; your sense of humor makes you more human, more humble. The sense of humor - according to me…

— Rajneesh

I always wanted to do a comedy, but I wanted to pick the right one. But it came down to working with…

— Ryan Gosling

I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel…

— Anonymous

Now, I want to explain something to you guys. I don't have an ending joke, because I don't tell jokes. I tell…

— Bruce Bruce

I'm a bug on acting, which distinguishes Second City from a lot of other revues. It comes from the character, the behavior,…

— Bernard Sahlins

Basically I made her [ Sara Pocock] listen to funk music for a good month, a nonstop stream of George Clinton. I…

— Baron Vaughn

Comedy has allowed me to be my 100-percent-true self, as opposed to other places, where I feel like that's been a hindrance.…

— Amanda Seales

If we look at life in its small details, how ridiculous it all seems. It is like a drop of water seen…

— Irvin D. Yalom

The real meaning of persona is a mask, such as actors were accustomed to wear on the ancient stage; and it is…

— Arthur Schopenhauer

...[W]e should be mucking about all the time, because mucking about is enjoying life for its own sake, now, and not in…

— Tom Hodgkinson

When people say it's a funny thing about them, you will probably be able to control your hysterics. They are only getting…

— Peg Bracken

You need not laugh; 'tis perfectly true.

— Patrice Kindl

Funny is when you're serious.

— Harvey Korman

It's hard for me to even watch comedies I'm in.

— Verne Troyer

Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.

— Lily Tomlin

“She who laughs, lasts." kate clinton”

— Marcia Tucker

No subject is unsuitable for comedy.

— Peter Baynham

Least at thine own things laugh.

— George Herbert

You have to cry before you can laugh.

— Robert D Dangoor