Comedy Quotes · Page 33

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

— Ellie Katz

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

— Dave Chappelle

Those who laugh often never grow old.

— Benjamin Franklin

Welcome To Karachi' lets me try finer comedy.

— Jackky Bhagnani

Comedy unites, it doesn't divide!

— Mike Birbiglia

Tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny.

— Holmes Osborne

That moment when it's not funny.

— Shiann

Laughter is an important part of healthy living.

— Matthew Moy

A good comedy's very hard to make, so good comic writing I really enjoy.

— Colm Meaney

All you earnest young men out to save the world. . . please, have a laugh.

— Reinhold Niebuhr

When I go to the movies, I like romance, comedy, and thrillers. I hate gore.

— Peter Weller

I would make it illegal to walk into a comedy club with a tie on.

— Lee Mack

I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.

— Wanda Sykes

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.

— Cinda Williams Chima

I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.

— John Malkovich

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

— Carrot Top

I mostly, for someone who makes a lot of their living in comedy - and even for someone who doesn't make their…

— Maria Thayer

What kills comedy is an absence of hard comedy commissions, traditional let's-make-every-line-funny comedy commissions.

— Jamie Demetriou

It was very serious and I wanted to do something really different so there was this comedy called TOP SECRET.

— Val Kilmer

There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death…

— Samantha Bee

I've always wanted to have fun and always wanted to have, I think attention, in a way, where I'm making someone laugh.

— Megan Stalter

I like to think that even with some of the more intense ones sometimes there is humour in there, you try to…

— Ray Liotta

I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you…

— Sam Kinison

I love pulling faces at little kids on the London tube to see if I can make them laugh, and I usually…

— Richard Herring

“You should never be embarrassed about your laugh. Of all the things that you should not be embarrassed about that is maybe…

— Eliza Engellenner

I probably would never be able to direct a comedy because I'm not that funny. I don't have that funny bone in…

— Luke Scott

I've always said people say on a dramatic show, 'I was crying. It was so emotional when he went and grabbed that…

— Bob Newhart

For some reason, comedy just comes easily to me, and I feel like I can do it. I don't have any doubt.…

— Andrea Anders

The more you progress, the more you learn. I try to pay attention to ticket counts, draws, guarantees and bonuses. I look…

— Hannibal Buress

As a human being, as you go through the course of your day, you might wake up with the shittiest day, and…

— Killer Mike

Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people…

— Will Ferrell

“I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my heart this week…

— Christopher Hitchens

I will always love to perform standup comedy.

— Shelley Berman

“If voting changed anything... I'd still laugh!”

— Matt Paradise

The longer you stare the funnier it gets.

— Alla

People love self-deprecating humor.

— Sarah Cooper

A snort is a laugh that gets outta control

— Snorting

“Any girl with a grin never looks grim.”

— Amit Kalantri

I think comedy is the hardest art form there is.

— John Popper

I would like a comedy. A comedy would be nice.

— Sophia Lillis