Transforming a line like that makes it into a belly laugh instead of a laugh against us. — Terence Young Copy Share Image
Maybe 10 times a year I'll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clubs. — Gabe Kaplan Copy Share Image
I'm always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job. — Brandon T. Jackson Copy Share Image
I think that humor has become a principle means of communication among Americans about politics. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I hope we inspire people to laugh at things more, laugh in their own lives. — Melissa Villasenor Copy Share Image
“I don’t use coarse humor, but occasionally I’ll joke about intercourse—between midget siblings.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There are these showcase clubs where 14 guys will go on in a row and people are laughing at everything, and I'm… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get through the effects not only on the… — Alan Thicke Copy Share Image
The Daily Show' was really a turning point, where people started to realize that comedy can have a true cultural impact and… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
With most specials, even the best comedians will tell you they could have cut 15 or 20 minutes out of it. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we've checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist?… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think when I started doing stand-up, that's when I really tried to question everything in my belief system which is -… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I'm not afraid to take on somebody or say something that somebody will find offensive because unfortunately in comedy, you can't say… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Even if it's a thriller or a comedy, it's always a love story for me, and that's what I concentrate on, because… — Sydney Pollack Copy Share Image
Laughter to begin with was probably glee at the misfortunes of others. The baring of the teeth in laughter hints at its… — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
It's a tremendous feeling walking on to a set with a live audience and making them laugh, but I love drama, and… — Julia Sawalha Copy Share Image
I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not… — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
“Know your audience! With the high level of cultural sensitivity these days, it is often better to err on the side of… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
Part of my writing style can be attributed to my mother's impatience with comedy, because whenever I told her a story she… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
Gaiety is to good-humor as animal perfumes to vegetable fragrance. The one overpowers weak spirits, the other recreates and revives them. Gaiety… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
There is no late-night comedy. You watch comedy, you watch whenever you want to tune on. You can it in the middle… — George Schlatter Copy Share Image
My new movie, Fools Rush In, is a romantic comedy and the girl I play in that is very warm, very sweet. — Salma Hayek Copy Share Image
Laughter makes me come alive. Either being made to laugh or igniting it. — Melissa Rauch Copy Share Image
There is nothing worse than when someone's obnoxious laughter ruins a good movie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
I don't like the pressure to try to tell the best jokes. I'm not good at jokes. — Will Forte Copy Share Image
I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I don't think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd do. — Tommy Lee Jones Copy Share Image
It is a good thing to be laughed at. It is better than to be ignored. — Harold MacMillan Copy Share Image
There's truth in comedy, and that resonates with people of all races. — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
