Comedy Quotes · Page 300

Natural Born Killers' is really a misunderstood romantic comedy.

— Woody Harrelson

“You have to laugh at yourself sometimes, cause you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't.”

— Emily Saliers

If we can't laugh at ourselves and the human condition, we're going to be mean.

— Eileen Brennan

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

— A. Whitney Brown

Eat well, sleep and laugh. When you laugh, the lines go up instead of down.

— Carey Lowell

I quickly laugh at everything for fear of having to cry.

— Pierre Beaumarchais

I can still hear the eco of your laugh...but now its scary, not cute

— Ritesh

Stand-up is dangerous. That's what I like. You're out there on your own.

— Eddie Griffin

I wouldn't say that comedy brought me away from it.I think that my idea of faith was another obligation in my life.

— Jim Gaffigan

I'm a huge fan of the people and things that are considered the epitomes of tastelessness - things like drag and raunchy…

— Margaret Cho

In everything I write, I'm always striving to hit the right mix of light and darkness, humor and pain, fun and seriousness.

— Greg van Eekhout

And we all vied, in saving face, to be the greatest student of human nature, the person with the quickest sense of…

— Kurt Vonnegut

If you are cracking a joke on me and in counter cannot take a joke when I am cracking on you, then,…

— Kiku Sharda

If you can't laugh at your own characters, or shed a tear for them, or even get angry at one of them,…

— Johanna Lindsey

And realising that humour is the most powerful way to make a political statement and say the things that you want to…

— Michael Moore

I don't want to do the same thing all the time, and I was thrilled to bits to do a BBC comedy.…

— Bradley Walsh

Language and emotions are too easily misread. For example, laughing can mean many things: laughing with you or at you. Does that…

— Michio Kaku

I don't think so much about verbal comedy. I always think about visual comedy. I was raised watching silents, and I'm always…

— Alexander Payne

When I was doing stand-up, I had all these boundaries around what I would say. I think it made me a pretty…

— Eva Victor

I try not to write jokes that are mean. I try my best to write jokes that are pretty universal and jokes…

— Simon Rich

Everyone wants me to do the comedy thing. But I always wanted to do action adventure. I want to be a guy…

— Sinbad

When I was younger, I was nervous and didn't have a huge amount of confidence as an actor. Comedy is something -…

— Lucy Punch

To call them emotional comedies sounds cloying. Like Billy Wilder said, 'You want to make them laugh and you want to make…

— Charles Shyer

Because I'm around comedians all the time, in my downtime I tend not to watch comedy. Something the whole family enjoys is…

— Nina Conti

What's most interesting to me is when [Tony DiNozzo] is just madly inappropriate.

— Michael Weatherly

The way I started doing comedy is not a very cool, rock and roll story.

— Taylor Tomlinson

I want to do comedy, I want to do horror, I want to do all these other things.

— Bria Vinaite

There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.

— Niels Bohr

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

— Matthew Perry

I'm not a comedian, but I love the comedians who know when to get off the stage.

— Topher Grace

The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel.

— Horace Walpole

I like to find comedy or something interesting to look at with whatever I'm working on.

— Taika Waititi

I wonder what it would feel like to laugh like that, with complete abandon.

— Victoria Scott

when you came you cried and everybody smiled with joy; when you go smile and let the world cry for you.

— Rabindranath Tagore

When you're really laughing, you feel like a little kid, and nothing matters.

— Julian Barratt

“I gauge the closeness of my friends even now by how helplessly they can make me laugh.”

— Barbara Quick

All comedy is really talking about social issues and things that are affecting our lives.

— Tom Green

I think I came at the right moment at 'SNL.' There was a space for me, and I was good at it.

— Lindsay Shookus

I don't know if there's anything intrinsically funny about Tae Kwon Do.

— Jody Hill

Before stand-up, I'm not sure I even had a point of view.

— Michelle Wolf