Some people really just make me laugh. You cant bring me down if you can't reach me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
Too much comedy today is vulgar, not clever. I say that as a comedian and as a consumer. — Mort Sahl Copy Share Image
My favorite comedians are just presenting an argument, and they're doing it in a funny way. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor. — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Comedy is often a short career because you get to a point where you are no longer a small thing punching up… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I eventually became an actor, starting with doing stand-up comedy in New York and then theater wherever they would let me. Finally,… — Nolan North Copy Share Image
“There’s no a lot of laughs in an underworld. This one used to be called Limbo, ya ken, ’cause the door was… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I don't think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that's the kind of… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
What humor allows you to do is to let the past go with less pain. It's a healing element. It releases some… — James McBride Copy Share Image
Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us. — Orison Swett Marden Copy Share Image
You're not just looking for laughs, but you're trying to do the characters first, and then the laughs come afterwards. — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
I've made my evolutionary purpose and had children. I don't care if anybody likes me, I'm going to do what I want… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
It's something that people relate to - and I hope my kid doesn't relate to - but there's a level of believability… — Jeremy Sisto Copy Share Image
Comedy people are always present because they're always looking for the funniest version of whatever the line is. Sometimes theater people, where… — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
You listen to any monologue on late-night TV or just in general, to people talking, and there's always a joke at someone's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Most people go on living their everyday life: half-frightened, half indifferent, they behold the ghostly tragic-comedy that is being performed on the… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“Thus we use laughter to gauge and calibrate social boundaries—both behavioral boundaries (norms) and group membership boundaries (who deserves how much of… — Kevin Simler Copy Share Image
What I've found in my career is that 70 to 75 percent of comics are nice and have some sense of social… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“Mother says she can never stay mad at Daddy no matter how hard she tries. And Daddy says, ' Stay mad! You… — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
What the joke displays is a switch in perception. This is important in changing the way we think. — Edward de Bono Copy Share Image
Not by wrath, but by laughter, do we kill. Come, let us kill the spirit of gravity! — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I have always had huge respect for comedians/comediennes. It's because comedy is very hard to portray. — Samantha Akkineni Copy Share Image
After 20 years of doing comedy, I find dramatic work more challenging. — Marla Gibbs Copy Share Image
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house... — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“It's psychologically impossible to hate someone with whom you've laughed.” — Mel Helitzer Copy Share Image
WARINIG my sense of humor may offend you I suggest you get the fuck over it. — Thewomenizer Copy Share Image
One thing I learned from his holiness the Dali Lama is the importance of humor. — Marina Abramovic Copy Share Image
If you can't laugh at yourself, you don't deserve to laugh at anybody else. — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
When I finally stop laughing I take one quick glance at you and start laughing again. — Noor Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason than you need medicine — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My memoirs are full of humor, I had to change jokes because it was a little too dark. — Marina Abramovic Copy Share Image
It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically. — Larry David Copy Share Image
“Mirth is like a flash of lightning that breaks through a gloom of clouds and glitters for a moment.” — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image