Comedy Quotes · Page 298

Everything is funny from some angle, I assure you it is. It's just a matter of where you're standing.

— Charlie Fletcher

All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land.

— Jack Kerouac

Comedy is deep and wild and I am excited about the mysteries within.

— Phil Elverum

Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that?

— Kurt Vonnegut

I love every single genre from documentaries, horror, comedy, drama, '80s, classic, I have it all.

— Lydia Hearst

When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon.

— Sid Caesar

When someone is laughing so much and it sounds so funny you laugh at their laugh.

— Anonymous

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

— Bob Hope

Sometimes I would like the opportunity to do character-driven comedy and that's really what I was trying to do in Meet The…

— Jay Roach

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha…

— Lenny Bruce

I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are people who don't want to be called…

— Anonymous

You can't have a laugh track that sort of tells the audience when to laugh and, you know, it's difficult to find…

— Chris Pratt

I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was…

— Marcus Brigstocke

I never thought I'd be a comedian. But, growing up, I simply loved watching comedy. The '80s was huge for comedy in…

— Arj Barker

I'm afraid one thing - I don't like heights. Heights bug me out. I'm not cool with heights. I refuse to do…

— J. B. Smoove

Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should…

— Ron Dentinger

Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug,…

— Og Mandino

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are very hard to organise but yes, I've…

— Jo Brand

It's funny, because when I was in college, all my professors said, 'You should do comedy.' And I was like, 'No! No!'…

— Rachael Harris

The ability to laugh at life is right at the top, with love and communication, in the hierarchy of our needs. Humour…

— Sara Davidson

If you check your ego at the door when it comes to comedy, you've got a pretty good shot at making a…

— Dwayne Johnson

I was worried people would laugh at me when I started to talk the language, but they were just pleasantly surprised that…

— Parminder Nagra

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say…

— Will Rogers

Comedy is best when it's a reaction to something. When you're talking about a topic, and when your friend says something funny…

— Mark Critch

A comedian who starts talking to himself becomes his own audience. This is fatal.

— Fred Allen

That awkward moment when you're trying to be totally serious but something make you laugh

— Anonymous

I don't have a story about how when I was a kid I wanted to do comedy.

— Janelle James

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

— Catherine Goldhammer

He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There’s nothing quite as funny as someone else’s misery.

— Holly Black

“I'm lucky I'm a comedian, 'cause otherwise my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.”

— Kyle Kinane

What good it does one to have a hearty, uncontrollable fit of laughter.

— Charlotte Alington Barnard

Even in the face of tragedy, human beings need to find a way to laugh. It's normal. It's life.

— Jordan Gavaris

The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.

— Chris Morris

All of my life doing interviews, comedy has been my favorite thing, comedians are my favorite people.

— Larry King

The goodness of the true pun is in direct ratio to its intolerability

— Edgar Allan Poe

I would like to explore comedy, I want to do more theatre, and I definitely want a future in film.

— Jessica Raine

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.

— Eric Idle

The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.

— Leo Rosten

At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*

— Thom Yorke

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

— Andy Dick