Comedy Quotes · Page 301

People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.

— Lucille Ball

That awkward moment when someone tells a funny strory but nobody laughs and then they say it was a

— KiDD Heartbreak

It's great extremes which leads to great drama and great comedy.

— Vince Vaughn

I enjoy comedy and drama. A nice balance of both is great.

— Chris Owen

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

— Anonymous

“Laughter sets your entire soul ablaze with happy endorphins and shifts your vibrations.”

— Sanjo Jendayi

“When you think back, you cry about the happy times and laugh about the times you cried.”

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when someone you hate says something funny and you try not to laugh.

— Anonymous

All my friends are funny, witty, fun-loving people. As are my parents, and the people I work with. I get at least…

— Toks Olagundoye

Often, when people don't do so well in a monologue at UCB, it's because they're racking their brain so hard to be…

— Matt Besser

LOL is rarely OL, or even really L. A real out-loud laugh - not the forced social variety, which is closer to…

— Mary Roach

I'm not a comedian. I don't do stand-up. I don't tell jokes. I'm a comedic actor, and approach my work that way.…

— Eugene Levy

We [me and Eugene Levy] both try to play the reality of a moment and don't try to impose humor on something…

— Samuel L. Jackson

I don't play comedy as comedy. That would be the biggest trap. I think about the characters and their situations. Then you…

— Penelope Cruz

I don't talk to myself or anything, but sometimes I say things and I laugh at myself. Sometimes you have to make…

— Kellie Pickler

Mirth, and even cheerfulness, when employed as remedies in low spirits, are like hot water to a frozen limb.

— Benjamin Rush

People say the comedy is so shocking, but if you read newspapers or look around generally - I mean, obviously I'm not…

— Julia Davis

“Why should I laugh?' asked the old man. 'Madness in youth is true wisdom. Go, young man, follow your dream, and if…

— Andrew Lang

Listen, baby, people do funny things. Specially us. The cards are stacked against us and just trying to stay in the game,…

— Toni Morrison

It's one of the saving graces in a life, to be able to perceive one's own and others' absurdity, to notice our…

— Jane Hirshfield

I found out I had a real love for comedy and comedy writing. The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians,…

— Rita Rudner

I was like, "This is a new thing that the gay people have decided? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in…

— Joe Rogan

I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be…

— Larry David

I just saw a clip of Maria Bamford. She has a comedy show that was filmed and performed from her bed -…

— Dana Schutz

Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.

— Isaiah Mustafa

That awkward moment, when you can't help but giggle in a serious situation.

— Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. But if you laugh without a reason,you need a medicine..!

— Simi Ngr

Laughter is an independent, tremendously important, and lurid emotion.

— Wyndham Lewis

As for insecurity, I have none because I know nobody has offered variety in comedy like I have.

— Johnny Lever

What I want to do is to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously.

— William Zinsser

It's why I laugh so much. If my face is going to stick, I'm going to like looking at it.

— Karen Marie Moning

As long as you can laugh at you, it won't bother you when others laugh at you.

— Zig Ziglar

I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.

— Robin Williams

I think what's dangerous [about comedy] is that you're coming into the room announcing your intentions.

— Adam McKay

“People sometimes need to laugh, relax, and not take themselves so seriously.”

— Jones Loflin

I was born to stand up dude Now I'm grown and became that stand up dude..

— Anonymous

If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide.

— Mahatma Gandhi

Laughter is the best medicine, But if you laugh with no reason you need medicine.

— Anonymous

Comedy makes me soar, and comedy is very serious business.

— Manini Mishra

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

— Dylan Moran