Some jokes are not made to laugh, they're created by those who just want to bark !! — Senoraroy Copy Share Image
Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
It was just at the end of the golden era of BBC comedy, which was fantastic. — John Leeson Copy Share Image
“Probation? How amusing. Probation would imply a source of authority.” — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Now don't laugh 'cause I just might be...the soft curve in your hardline. (from the song "Hardliners" by Holcombe Waller) — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
I try to write jokes but when I've written about four I run out. Writing my show is a very lonely place. — Tim Key Copy Share Image
Michael Pitt is amazing. His physical comedy is extraordinary; he's so committed and so willing to play within the scenes. It makes… — Nina Arianda Copy Share Image
Comedy actually works best when you're living in an OK world, and you are pointing out the hypocrisy in apathy. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
“No matter what I'm doing, I cant help thinking about those who are gone. I catch myself laughing and remember that it's… — anne frank Copy Share Image
They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as… — Mike Judge Copy Share Image
Live performance really terrifies me. I haven't done it, really, in years. I think that's why I retired from my brief career… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Wit penetrates; humor envelops. Wit is a function of verbal intelligence; humor is imagination operating on good nature. — Peggy Noonan Copy Share Image
As somebody who wanted to be creative, growing up, I remember always thinking that the thing I had going against me was… — Mitchell Hurwitz Copy Share Image
My general sensibility is most certainly comedic. But when I signed with my manager, he said, 'I think you could do dramatic… — Benjamin Koldyke Copy Share Image
I suppose when I started out I didn't know the kind of comic I wanted to be at all. So in a… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The energy in a comedy is very serious. Somebody said comedy is a tragedy plus time. When you have a tragedy, for… — Javier Camara Copy Share Image
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Comedy is grievances. It's a recitation of grievances - whether they're inconsequential, superficial - like "my wife shops too much", or "kids… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
The stuff that I'm saying, they're not really traditional, structured jokes. It's not like I'm talking about growing up in Chicago or… — Reggie Watts Copy Share Image
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military. — Garry Trudeau Copy Share Image
“Ride close together. Remember laughter. You'll need it even in the blessed isles of Ever After.” — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Learn good-humor, never to oppose without just reason; abate some degree of pride and moroseness. — Isaac Watts Copy Share Image
“Between birth and burial, we find ourselves in a comedy of mysteries.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories. — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
You can't laugh last if I stab you in the throat with the knife you left in my back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without humor, life is boring. Without love, life is hopeless. Without God, life is impossible. — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke. — Carla Bley Copy Share Image
