Comedy Quotes · Page 229

I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse.

— Ivan Reitman

A man who can laugh at himself is truly blessed, for he will never lack for amusement.

— James Carlos Blake

No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea.

— Jimmy Carr

Life is worth living as long as theres a laugh in it

— Anonymous

Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.

— Steve Martin

I've requested Anand Raghav to write a full length comedy for me.

— Delhi Ganesh

Comedies are something I'd be very interesting in doing.

— David Naughton

There is nothing that I'm more compelled to do than get up in front of a crowd and make people laugh.

— Bert Kreischer

Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of…

— Brian Regan

“People are funny sometimes, and that includes me. Every now and then we do or don't do something and we can't explain…

— Gil Miller

“A joke is by its nature a protest against sense. It is no good attacking nonsense for being successfully nonsensical.”

— G.K. Chesterton

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore…

— Joe Rogan

I think, in comedy, timing is everything. You and I could tell the same joke, but if one of our timing is…

— T.I

I really like doing television shows, and I anticipated doing a comedy, because thats the place I feel the most comfortable -…

— Lizzy Caplan

I would love to do a really cool romantic comedy, perhaps with Hugh Grant. I think he is brilliant. That's the kind…

— Sophia Myles

I try to give all my characters a sense of humor, so I guess I feel like I have done comedy, but…

— Kathy Baker

“Laughter paves the way for many things. It's one way to build intimacy between people, something every healthy team needs. Humor has…

— Berkun, Scott

Feature-length film comedy is harder to pull off than the episodic sitcom - it doesn't have the same factory machinery up and…

— James Wolcott

It's not easy to make people laugh. You can make people cry, there are are universal things that we all feel; a…

— Asim Chaudhry

I think it's a slightly crazy time actually, it's very difficult to satirise because each of politicians is in their own way…

— Armando Iannucci

A lot of people think that comedy is sort of a cop out to not wrestling seriously, but I actually would argue…

— Kenny Omega

The great thing about stand up is you get to do other things. You get to do your stand up tours but…

— Josh Widdicombe

Humor is the spiciest condiment in the feast of existence. Laugh at your mistakes but learn from them, joke over your troubles…

— Lucy Maud Montgomery

“He said he wouldn’t stay, as he didn’t care much for the smell of the paint, and fell over the scraper as…

— George Grossmith

The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.

— Horace Walpole

Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time.

— Jen Kirkman

“A good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing--mores the pity.”

— Herman Melville

We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.

— May Sarton

“I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”

— Kurt Vonnegut, Jr

“Humor is the ovum of dissent, and the Juche should fear it.”

— David Mitchell

I watch drama. I don't watch a lot of comedy. Watching comedy is like work.

— Marta Kauffman

If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

— Natalie Portman

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

— Tommy Chong

I mean comedy is something that's very personal and people have strong opinions about.

— Matt Lucas

Honestly, my biggest education regarding improv comedy actually came on the job working for 'My Boys.'

— Reid Scott

“Laughter is the plangent reflection of pain. Laughter acts as a tonic, the surcease for pain.”

— Kilroy J. Oldster

“I have three sets of humor. One I keep in a bag of salt, because it’s the dry one.
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— Jarod Kintz

I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.

— Todd Barry

Suddenly, if I were to be seen in a sex comedy, it wouldn't be acceptable to my fans.

— Alok Nath

“Famous ancient proverb say: Learn to laugh at your own misfortunes, everyone else is!”

— Ancient