A witty confession about not wanting children shows a clear personal choice, as the quotes explain. The speaker also jokes about dating, humor, and being neurotic, turning everyday thoughts into funny stories. They talk about making music and video to share their life, and about growing older while staying on stage.
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Jen Kirkman is a stand-up comedian from the United States, best known for I Can Barely Take Care of Myself.
Quick Facts About Jen Kirkman
Born
August 28, 1974
Nationality
United States
Profession
Stand-up Comedian
Notable works
I Can Barely Take Care of Myself
About Jen Kirkman
Jennifer Ann Kirkman is an American stand‑up comedian, screenwriter, podcaster, and actress. She appeared on Chelsea Lately for 70 episodes.
![“I stay on [Twitter] because I deserve to.” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/58b/jen-kirkman-2547_deserve_i-stay-on-twitter-because-i-deserve-to-2_2212785.jpg)
![“I don't know. Maybe [sex-ed] is my new calling?” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/bf8/jen-kirkman-2547_calling_i-don-t-know-maybe-sex-ed-is-my-new-call_1603731.jpg)
![“[Yoga] never calms me. Ever. But it certainly helps me prevent something.” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/82a/jen-kirkman-2547_calm_yoga-never-calms-me-ever-but-it-certainl_3210651.jpg)
![“I don't understand why every single person in Congress isn't standing up and going, "He [Donald Trump] is in bed with Russia." And then they could just lock their arms and not let him in.” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/4fd/jen-kirkman-2547_arms_i-don-t-understand-why-every-single-pers_1944419.jpg)
![“[Twitter] certainly doesn't hurt me. I'm not in any pain over any of the things I see. I'm just more disappointed.” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/1ae/jen-kirkman-2547_disappointed_twitter-certainly-doesn-t-hurt-me-i-m-no_1369549.jpg)
![“[Twitter] is not totally where I go anymore to sell myself as a concept, as a comedian, because it moves too fast.” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/eee/jen-kirkman-2547_comedian_twitter-is-not-totally-where-i-go-anymor_957049.jpg)
![“[The first] week [of the year] is great because my special is coming out but it's also my least favorite week because everyone else is on hyperdrive. They're like, "Let's do it! We're doing our goals!" Everyone is bothering me and there's so much hyper-intensity going on and I'm like, "It's…” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/aa9/jen-kirkman-2547_bother_the-first-week-of-the-year-is-great-beca_1052478.jpg)
![“Let me say this. [Donald] Trump is the only person that has control over what Trump does. Maybe his supporters support him but they don't support every single thing about him. Maybe they are misguided about what it means to be friends with Russia. Maybe they come to my show and they never thought…” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/b14/jen-kirkman-2547_doe_let-me-say-this-donald-trump-is-the-only_1090428.jpg)
![“Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/56e/jen-kirkman-2547_comment_sometimes-i-look-on-trolls-on-twitter-bu_2656219.jpg)
