I actually really do meditation and then I spend my morning reading. — Jen Kirkman Meditation Copy Share Image
I don't have that addictive, "What's going on?" feeling anymore, thank god. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god." — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians. — Jen Kirkman Comedians Copy Share Image
I have no interest in saying "This is who I am! This is what I'm like!" — Jen Kirkman Inspirational Copy Share Image
I think people with anxiety do different things during different years. — Jen Kirkman Anxiety Copy Share Image
[Congress] can just make [Mitt] Romney president. And we'd be like, "All right, fine." — Jen Kirkman Congress Copy Share Image
Having a child is a lifetime commitment, the biggest one you can possibly make. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I… — Jen Kirkman Divorce Copy Share Image
I mean, I can't say that I've had many deep thoughts because I traveled alone, but it's good to be with myself… — Jen Kirkman Deep thought Copy Share Image
“My mom’s philosophy was: “God is busy. He doesn’t need to hear that you’re thankful for every shit and fart.” I always… — Jen Kirkman Philosophy Copy Share Image
You teach someone about fallopian tubes in grade school, and you revisit it again in seventh grade for a better understanding of… — Jen Kirkman Education Copy Share Image
I think that, for me, my favorite thing to do is perform standup onstage. Everything else I do is for the exposure… — Jen Kirkman Exposure Copy Share Image
I put my filter on, though, and I only see things people I follow [on Twitter] write now. So, I don't even… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and… — Jen Kirkman Care Copy Share Image
Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I'll take anyone I can get that will pay money to see me. And if there's more of me in the world,… — Jen Kirkman Balance Copy Share Image
My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's… — Jen Kirkman Aesthetic Copy Share Image
Let me say this. [Donald] Trump is the only person that has control over what Trump does. Maybe his supporters support him… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I have some pretty wonderful friendships, so that's been really good for me. In the past year, I've really worked on that.… — Jen Kirkman Friendship Copy Share Image
Not that that's my goal, but when you're very wealthy and very famous, you can have a lot more decisions in what… — Jen Kirkman Decision Copy Share Image
I have memories of my grandfather Kirkman making mashed potatoes that were so good because they tasted like a bowl of butter.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
The whole notion that I don't appeal to the demographic - all my fans are young men. Someone asked me the other… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I know everyone says they go to yoga, but I actually really go. I notice that helps me so much. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Everyone traveling alone is just on their phones the whole time. — Jen Kirkman Phones Copy Share Image
I don't have anything to do all year. I'm not on tour until September. — Jen Kirkman September Copy Share Image
I thought that's what happened to women: You live alone when you're old. — Jen Kirkman Funny Copy Share Image
A lot of times that I'm single is not for a lack of anyone being interested; it's me. — Jen Kirkman Funny Copy Share Image
I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff's opening act. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do. — Jen Kirkman Comedy Copy Share Image
I think Twitter is kind of boring, to be honest. To me, it's not even real life. — Jen Kirkman Being honest Copy Share Image
I don't like news channels so I have six websites that I check and I get the daily update. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I'm not anxious, I'm high-strung. I just decided that's the difference for me. — Jen Kirkman Anxiety Copy Share Image
Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
For me, making any kind of resolution or saying, "I'm doing this!" can only cause pain, to get very deep. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I think some parents think, 'Oh, having kids is so beautiful; I want others to feel the joy I do.' — Jen Kirkman Beautiful Copy Share Image
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