I rarely have out-of-town visitors because you have to do things like take them around L.A. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I think March and fall are natural seasons for me to feel invigorated. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I'm sure kids had masturbated by sixth grade. I had for sure. — Jen Kirkman Children Copy Share Image
People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
It [sex-ed] was such a slow rollout for me. I just didn't know what the hell was happening. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Don't overpack your carry-on. You're never going to read that second book or that fourth magazine. — Jen Kirkman Book Copy Share Image
Parents talk a lot about how much strength and dedication it takes to raise a child. I think it also takes a… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I think I say things nicely and my whole goal is to be understood and that includes by people who don't understand… — Jen Kirkman Goal Copy Share Image
People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because… — Jen Kirkman Comic Copy Share Image
Have you ever seen the stereotype of the angry yoga teacher? There are some people that are at an 11 and yoga… — Jen Kirkman Angry Copy Share Image
I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away… — Jen Kirkman Extended family Copy Share Image
[People] might turn into [Donald] Trump supporters who think, "Hey, I get what women are saying." So any chance I get to… — Jen Kirkman Chance Copy Share Image
[The first] week [of the year] is great because my special is coming out but it's also my least favorite week because… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
My brain does like the idea of hosting a late-night show. My brain does like the idea of maybe having a show… — Jen Kirkman Brain Copy Share Image
I am never home, and it's hard to keep up with things that are good for you to have in life like… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“Stretch pants and beach cover-ups are enablers. They’ll never tell you the truth like a pair of jeans that won’t go up… — Jen Kirkman Fashion Copy Share Image
I realized that even I have weird intimacy issues with humans - like, I need my friendships to get deeper, I need… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Let's say I was like, "I'm going to write a book this year," which I'm not. Let's just say that was it.… — Jen Kirkman Book Copy Share Image
“I THINK THAT people confuse a woman with empathy with someone who has the emotional means to raise a child. I’m not… — Jen Kirkman Children Copy Share Image
I don't even think people really understand how you can get pregnant or when you get pregnant. I still have questions about… — Jen Kirkman Mother Copy Share Image
There's something grand and revolutionary still about [women] traveling alone. There are some parts of the world where you can't. — Jen Kirkman Revolutionary Copy Share Image
I don't run around feeling infused with positivity, but I'll have to be taking my last breath before I'll admit I'm dying.… — Jen Kirkman Breaths Copy Share Image
My curriculum would be the whole year. It would be really slow and it would be about human anatomy. I would teach… — Jen Kirkman Anatomy Copy Share Image
I want to travel the world and enjoy things, so if you gave me $50 million and said, 'You can never perform… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“tantrum. I don’t want to have a baby but sometimes I want to be a baby because it’s socially acceptable for them… — Jen Kirkman Tantrum Copy Share Image
I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of… — Jen Kirkman Acting Copy Share Image
Not everyone is there to get an abortion. Your body is like a car that has needs and women's bodies constantly need… — Jen Kirkman Abortion Copy Share Image
I don't understand why every single person in Congress isn't standing up and going, "He [Donald Trump] is in bed with Russia."… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
God, there's teaching biology and teaching sexuality, and it's two separate things. They mix it and make it more of a morality… — Jen Kirkman Baby Copy Share Image
Whatever my life looks like, I want it to be real and big and full. I want when, if I get hit… — Jen Kirkman Being real Copy Share Image
[Twitter] certainly doesn't hurt me. I'm not in any pain over any of the things I see. I'm just more disappointed. — Jen Kirkman Disappointed Copy Share Image
I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find… — Jen Kirkman Albums Copy Share Image
I really will never understand pushing back on comedians who are like, "I'm like a politician campaigning and shaking hands with these… — Jen Kirkman Campaigning Copy Share Image
[Twitter] is not totally where I go anymore to sell myself as a concept, as a comedian, because it moves too fast. — Jen Kirkman Comedian Copy Share Image
When you travel, people might not have the same ideas about what is interesting. I'm not really good at compromising when I… — Jen Kirkman Compromise Copy Share Image
I want to re-visit everything. We're people and we're so different. I think it would just be nice if it wasn't just… — Jen Kirkman Being nice Copy Share Image
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![“[People] might turn into [Donald] Trump supporters who think, "Hey, I get what women are saying." So any chance I get to have people listen that should hear me is good.” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4cd/jen-kirkman-2547_chance_people-might-turn-into-donald-trump-supp_2963844.jpg)
![“[The first] week [of the year] is great because my special is coming out but it's also my least favorite week because everyone else is on hyperdrive. They're like, "Let's do it! We're doing our goals!" Everyone is bothering me and there's so much hyper-intensity going on and I'm like, "It's…” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa9/jen-kirkman-2547_bother_the-first-week-of-the-year-is-great-beca_1052478.jpg)
![“There's something grand and revolutionary still about [women] traveling alone. There are some parts of the world where you can't.” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/92b/jen-kirkman-2547_revolutionary_there-s-something-grand-and-revolutionar_457316.jpg)
![“I don't understand why every single person in Congress isn't standing up and going, "He [Donald Trump] is in bed with Russia." And then they could just lock their arms and not let him in.” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fd/jen-kirkman-2547_arms_i-don-t-understand-why-every-single-pers_1944419.jpg)
![“[Twitter] certainly doesn't hurt me. I'm not in any pain over any of the things I see. I'm just more disappointed.” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ae/jen-kirkman-2547_disappointed_twitter-certainly-doesn-t-hurt-me-i-m-no_1369549.jpg)
![“[Twitter] is not totally where I go anymore to sell myself as a concept, as a comedian, because it moves too fast.” quote by Jen Kirkman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eee/jen-kirkman-2547_comedian_twitter-is-not-totally-where-i-go-anymor_957049.jpg)
